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Dissociation

Thank you for all your kindness. Really, it’s just amazing. You people in the computer, some of you I’ve actually hugged and most of you not. I want to hug you now.
I have a post in the works about dissociation. Because BORKblergUGH, I dissociate and I knew that but you know, […]

Posted by Melissa on August 25th, 2008 under Melancholia, Observations | Comment now »

Toby is a ridiculous sleeper


Posted by Melissa on August 4th, 2008 under Observations | 5 Comments »

Oh!

I hate the stupid rigid plastic packaging that junk I buy comes in. It’s called clamshell packaging. And it hates you.
I always tried opening it with scissor, muscle, and will power. And fear. A healthy does of fear because the edges of the plastic was scary sharp.
Today, I finally […]

Posted by Melissa on August 3rd, 2008 under Observations | 9 Comments »

Hmm, this seems familiar

“White people view the internship as their foot into the door to such high-profile low-paying career fields as journalism, film, politics, art, non-profits, and anything associated with a museum. Any white person who takes an internship outside of these industries is either the wrong type of white person or a law student. There are no […]

Posted by Melissa on July 28th, 2008 under Observations | 1 Comment »

Sixth Grade Band Rocks House, Details to Follow

My younger son started playing the trombone this year.
His school does this awesome thing where they set up all the different instruments in the common area during an informational meeting close to the beginning of the school year. Kids walk around blowing their germs into various mouthpieces, then decide if they really […]

Posted by Melissa on June 13th, 2008 under Observations, Spawn | 8 Comments »

Seriously

I don’t care what line of bullshit is being fed to us, THIS tells me something.

When the only ones making money around here are the gas companies, I can’t help getting madder and madder at the gas pump.

Posted by Melissa on June 11th, 2008 under Observations | 6 Comments »

Some Days are Badu Days

This is quite possibly the greatest song ever made with the greatest first and last lines. Ever. We all need a little jolt of woman power sometimes and Erykah Badu always, ALWAYS fits the bill.

Posted by Melissa on June 6th, 2008 under Observations | 7 Comments »

Morning Emails

I just opened my inbox to find I’d received several emails from a couple I know getting married in the fall.
Emails that all said, “HEY! We’re registered here. And here. And here! And HERE! Here’s how to buy us these gifts and if you have questions about our gift preferences […]

Posted by Melissa on June 3rd, 2008 under Observations | 10 Comments »

HAHAHAHAHA

Victoria’s Secret keeps sending me emails about how badly they want to see me in a TRIANGLE BIKINI.
I’m clutching my belly fat rolling in laughter!
Lay off, VS. Srsly.

Posted by Melissa on May 22nd, 2008 under Observations | 9 Comments »

Dear Old Navy, Jesus Christ.

I noticed something odd the last time I was at the Old Navy nearest me. I didn’t think much of it, thought maybe it was temporary even.
No.
It wasn’t.
They seem to have permanently removed the plus size women’s section from the stores. I know this because I went online today and lo:

Check […]

Posted by Melissa on May 19th, 2008 under Observations | 6 Comments »


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