Archive for the 'It's back! Mater Dolorosa' Category
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And While We’re At It
I think the reason birthday gifts, thoughtful and heartfelt, mean a lot to me…and why the lack thereof hurts greatly and will hurt for an entire goddamn year…is because my parents are also kind of crappy about that.
Mom recycles the first thing she sees in her house, wraps it up last minute and hands it […]
Man, Holidays are Joyous Around Here
If you want a happy Easter greeting, here it is:
Happy Easter!
Now, if you’re in a foul mood and want miserable company, stay with me. I’m spending another holiday alone.
I’m alone today because of several factors. Some of these factors I didn’t really get until Saturday night when I was being a crybaby to […]
Dialup Hurts Me To My Very Core
I’m ordering DSL tomorrow for my mama’s house. Because dear god, I think I’m actually bleeding internally from waiting, waiting, waiting.
I say, “Go here, Internets!” It gives me: blink. blink blink. ???
I say, “Go forth! Tally Ho!” It rolls over and whines.
I say, “Motherfuckermoveitohmygodwhatinthedevilsnameiswrongwithyou!” It just gives a […]
Night One: God I Miss the Interwebs
Last night, I moved back to my mom’s. I’m sure the moment I walked in the door, my grandmother sat straight up in bed, elbowed my papa in the ribs and said, “Melissa just moved back home, right this very minute.”
I not so much moved back as I took an overnight bag […]