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Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “coitus interruptus gallery,”
Ewwwww.
A gallery. Are you serious?
Also? Ewwwww.
I can only imagine the delight you find in this spoogalicious scene and I wish you all the best of luck.
I, on the other hand, will refrain from adding to your brand of joy by removing any products […]

Posted by Melissa on November 27th, 2006 under Smackdown | 7 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “hairgum,”
Oh my god.
Hairgum.
I knew that was a universal problem.
It’s still fucking gross.
Sincerely,
Melissa

Posted by Melissa on October 2nd, 2006 under Smackdown | 1 Comment »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “free live in home lesbian women hair shampooing beer rinsing stories,”
Wha?
Okay. Breathe. Read it again.
Free. Free live in. Free live-in-home lesbian?
Okay. A lesbian who lives in your home, unpaid by you.
Free live-in home lesbian women?
Women? […]

Posted by Melissa on September 25th, 2006 under Smackdown | 6 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “slutty aunties,”
Oh dear.
I’m afraid that yes, the aunties of my children and Lindy’s children are indeed, slutty. As in, we tend to say bugger off to the patriarchy and its plan to rule our girlie bits.
I’m afraid that darling Auntie Anne, the queen Auntie, is […]

Posted by Melissa on September 5th, 2006 under Smackdown | 16 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “elmo giving ’sesame street’ a bad image,”
Uh, shyeahhh.
I can’t vouch for what you were worried about, but that Elmo and his crackwhoriness is a big downer.  I mean, teaching babies to prostitute for crack is just wrong.
Babies need to learn how to have a business plan, keep […]

Posted by Melissa on August 21st, 2006 under Smackdown | 4 Comments »

Google Smackdown Tuesdayness: The Quickie

Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “breastilicious,”
May I say? Awww yeah.
Also, the Tits McGee shot (cropped) was used for my DotMoms photo.
That is all.
Sincerely,
Melissa

Posted by Melissa on August 15th, 2006 under Smackdown | 1 Comment »

Google Smackdown Mon…Tuesday Again

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “molds to make babies,”
Holy shit, that seems so much easier than my big long plan. I planned on making babies by way of the following:
1. Get over this damned yeast infection and wait until my sister is properly wedded and bedded later on this month. There […]

Posted by Melissa on August 8th, 2006 under Smackdown, That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 12 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “why is my body starting to droop?”
I don’t have all the answers for you one this one, but I have at least one.
You are aging. Ta daa!
According to healthcentral.com:
The human body is made up of fat, lean tissue (muscles and organs), bones, water, and other substances. […]

Posted by Melissa on July 17th, 2006 under Smackdown, That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 7 Comments »

Google Smackdown…Wednesday? Wednesday.

Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “knit-harpy,”

Posted by Melissa on July 12th, 2006 under Smackdown | 5 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “ladies pudenda,”

Posted by Melissa on July 3rd, 2006 under Smackdown | 18 Comments »


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