About Me

Hi. My name is Melissa. Here are 100 things to know about me.

I am a statistic happily gone awry.

Although I had my children as a teenager, Daniel (13) and Brett (12), I hauled my ass to college. I have worked in the best cultural institutions in St. Louis and now I oppress teach college students the grand history of art. I’m proud of my mistakes and falls and I’m proud of my successes. I’m grateful for those who have knocked me down and I’m so thankful for those who stand by me. They’ve all made me who I am today.

For all of those who assumed I would be enjoying government cheese and expecting you to support my baby-making activities, fuck you very much with my rolled up diplomas.



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