About Me

Hi. My name is Melissa. Here are 100 things to know about me.

I am a statistic happily gone awry.

Although I had my children as a teenager, Daniel (14) and Brett (12), I hauled my ass to college. I have worked in the best cultural institutions in St. Louis and now I oppress teach college students the grand history of art. I live with my partner in our newly bought house. He has a really great daughter, E, who is 16.

For all of those who assumed I would be enjoying government cheese and expecting you to support my baby-making activities, fuck you very much with my rolled up diplomas.

Email me here: sugaredharpy @ gmail . com