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Purple? Blue? How about I show you my bum?

When I asked Brett to pick out my next fun hair color, I expected him to choose a color I really LIKED.

No, kid went for that stupid Ultra Violet rolling around in my bathroom cabinet. (See #81 of my 100 Things: 81. I tried purple. It turned to gray pretty quickly. Do not want.) Do not want!

But you know you can’t ask your son to choose your hair color and then tell him, “No, not that one. Pick my choice.” So you dye your hair stupid Ultra Violet anyway, because you love the boy.

And it’s pretty on day one or two, but it will quickly – AND I MEAN EVERY TIME YOU WASH YOUR FOOL HAIR – fade from a deep lovely shiny dark violet on day one to an ashy ass gray by day seven. Thankfully, I think my Hot Hot Pink covers anything. It’s freaking burgundy in the jar.

Here’s what it looks like today, on day three before it starts sucking, when it’s still a decent lavendar color:

The hell? What am I being all wistful about? Somedayyyyyy my prince will come!

(Hopefully, not on my person.)

(Ahem.)

Here is another shot. A blurry one.

I’m tryin’ hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

Well, maybe on my person…depends.

Uh, sorry.

Oh hey! I was trying to see if I could get the purple hair from the back view. And I got a back view, indeed. This one is just so you know how I’m dressed when I work and blog and read.

I’m not lying when I say I’m in my underwear all day.

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11 Responses to “Purple? Blue? How about I show you my bum?”

  1. Daisy Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Love the purple – and the accidental “mooning”!

  2. jaelithe Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    I am jealous of your bathroom door.

    Why don’t I have nice six-panel doors?

  3. Professor Art Nerd Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    That’s some hot art history ass right there. who says we’re all frumps who wear scarves and brooches? lolz

  4. Jakki Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    LOL…you are too cute!

  5. delagar Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    See now, that’s the hair my kid wants! I can’t get it to come out like that. Grr.

  6. mp Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I like the purple..it’s purty..and I’m very jealous you have a big bathroom.

  7. Amy in StL Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I love the purple and totally wish I could do that at my workplace but Uncle Sam frowns on fun hair! And I burst out laughing when I realized you accidentally photoed your bum. That’s totally something I’d do – except I’m not brave enough to post it.

  8. Melissa Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    I figure the internet has seen a chubby girl’s booty before!

  9. cynematic Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 1:48 am

    There’s something about purple that brings me back to 8 years old again, when the color of a purple gumball was my favoritist color ever.

    Rock it with the chestnut brown hair–it’d would never work on stiff black Chinese hair.

  10. Andrea Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Girl, you amaze me. I love it. And now, when you leave me any comments, I’ll be snickering because I know what you’re wearing. Or not wearing, I mean.

    Ha!

  11. daisybones Says:
    July 13th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    I stay offline for one stinkin’ weekend and THAT’S when you post underwear photos? Seriously, you suck;)

    Is the purple crazy spendy? Could you just redo it frequently? At this stage I <3 it more than the pink. But I have pink issues.

    :)

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