The difference between 12 and 13

“How pregnant do I look in this shirt?”

“Oh, you don’t. You look good in it, Mom.”

(other kid, eyes a bugging) “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?”

“Huh?

“How pregnant ARE YOU ANYWAY?”

“Oh, god, Mom isn’t pregnant. She’s a girl and she’s really asking if she looks fat. She is not fat and she looks fine.”

Posted by Melissa on March 24th, 2008 under Spawn



4 Responses to “The difference between 12 and 13”

  1. count sassy Says:

    oh, honey, the fact that your 13 y/o knows to say that means you’re raising great boys! too bad they’re not a bit older ;)

  2. Heather Says:

    I’ll be there soon enough. We’re still in the stage where my boys think babies come out of the butt. BTW, I tagged you for a meme over at my blog. If you aren’t into memes don’t sweat it. My feelings won’t be hurt. I mainly wanted to send some of my friends your way because I like your blog.

  3. motherofbun Says:

    I second count Sassy.

    Your oldest is one smart cookie. And it sounds like your youngest learned a very valuable lesson yesterday. heehee.

  4. saraarts Says:

    His future wife/girlfriend will thank you for training him so well.

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