Archive for March, 2008
holy mother shit damn fuck
It’s alive!
It’s not perfect yet…but it’s not gone. And lo, for the past few days I thought the entire thing was GONE.
Sorry
I’m trying to update the site because apparently it’s being hacked and there is “cloaking” afoot. I don’t know but I know some of my shiznit is not working. Jebus.
Posted by Melissa on March 26th, 2008 under Observations | 2 Comments »The difference between 12 and 13
“How pregnant do I look in this shirt?”
“Oh, you don’t. You look good in it, Mom.”
(other kid, eyes a bugging) “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?”
“Huh?
“How pregnant ARE YOU ANYWAY?”
“Oh, god, Mom isn’t pregnant. She’s a girl and she’s really asking if she looks fat. She is not fat and she looks fine.”
And While We’re At It
I think the reason birthday gifts, thoughtful and heartfelt, mean a lot to me…and why the lack thereof hurts greatly and will hurt for an entire goddamn year…is because my parents are also kind of crappy about that.
Mom recycles the first thing she sees in her house, wraps it up last minute and hands it […]
Man, Holidays are Joyous Around Here
If you want a happy Easter greeting, here it is:
Happy Easter!
Now, if you’re in a foul mood and want miserable company, stay with me. I’m spending another holiday alone.
I’m alone today because of several factors. Some of these factors I didn’t really get until Saturday night when I was being a crybaby to […]
Portrait of a Really Great Couple at the Movies
“Oh no! I just dropped one of my Reese’s Pieces down my shirt!”
“Hey, I just did that a second ago! It landed right on my belly, so I scooped it up and ate it.”
“Yep, on my belly. Yum!”
Wordpess people!
Is your askimet spam catcher page working?
Mine is catching da spam, but not letting me go in and permanently delete it. Huh.
Three words
April.
BOSSY.
Here.
(I am a stop on Bossy’s Excellent Road Trip.)
Sara, updated
Sara has had surgery and is already back home. And doing very well it sounds:
“Sara has been sprung, and is at home, watching Harry Potter, making scones and trying to convince me that there was nothing with her in the first place…”
12
Brett is TWELVE today!!
Happy Birthday, beautiful. You are very much loved by so very many!
Posted by Melissa on March 13th, 2008 under Spawn | 4 Comments »Recent Posts
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- My Own Crazy
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