Archive for January, 2008

Oh dear mother of god

Edy’s Raspberry Chip Royale is the best thing I’ve put in my mouth in a long time.*

*That sounds dirrrrrty. (Dear god, please get my mind off sex…will more ice cream work?)

Posted by Melissa on January 29th, 2008 under Bliss | 3 Comments »

I’m Looking

But I can’t seem to find the entries I wrote for this in my computer. Must be in Mike’s desktop and was written before the laptop. However, THIS is what I’m in:

Description from the publisher’s website:
Sex and love are central to daily life and to all nations. But despite the universality of these […]

Posted by Melissa on January 27th, 2008 under Histoire d'Art | 4 Comments »

No Joke

If you’re going to email me stating “I’ll do **ANYTHING** to get a higher mark on the exam”, at least have the courtesy of sending a full-length photo of yourself so I can appropriately contemplate the merits of the request.
Courtesy of Rate Your Students

Posted by Melissa on January 22nd, 2008 under Histoire d'Art | 5 Comments »

I lent my grandparents a sex book

Because I wrote part of it. It’s about HISTORY…and practices…and visual representations.
And I’m letting them read it.
Oh god.

Posted by Melissa on January 18th, 2008 under Histoire d'Art | 9 Comments »

It Still Works

I love reading Hathor the Cow Goddess, a link I found over at Daisybones. This image reminds me of what happens during a thunderstorm, at every BOOM! I pat Brett’s tummy as he nestles in closer. Hathor is a mama with three little girls and a lot of how she parents worked for […]

Posted by Melissa on January 15th, 2008 under Spawn | 7 Comments »

Well, well

I am gearing up for my courses to start this week, bumming about my one course that I’m going to lose because of enrollment issues, and I decided to procrastinate take a break, read up on the Chronicle of Higher Education’s columns…
Which led me to RateMyProfessors.com for a lark…
Which led to me noticing that I […]

Posted by Melissa on January 13th, 2008 under Observations | 4 Comments »

Dammit

I am most likely going to lose a course, and the experience and pay that comes with it. It needs one more student to enroll.
Anyone interested in Modern and Contemporary art?
Damn, damn, damn. This is the adjunct’s life. Waiting all the time to see what your income and schedule will […]

Posted by Melissa on January 11th, 2008 under Histoire d'Art | 7 Comments »

Brilliant

I just went to my boys’ school to pick up my older son, Daniel. He is sporting a headache after his darkly lit, but with bright computer screens class.
There has been evidence for a long while that a new subdivision of houses would be built near the school, which seemed fine. It always […]

Posted by Melissa on January 9th, 2008 under Spawn | 2 Comments »

Hot Damn


Posted by Melissa on January 7th, 2008 under Enticing Bossy | 1 Comment »

What a fun idea, Bossy!

Have you seen what Bossy wants to do?
I say, HOW COOL.
Of course I invited her to my house in the ‘burbs.
So, Bossy. Here is a little slice of my life:
I have kids.

Ha! Gotcha! These are not all my kids.
These are my kids.

I have cat.

Who have a baby loofah.
I have […]

Posted by Melissa on January 4th, 2008 under Accomplices, Boyfriendlies, Enticing Bossy, Spawn | 4 Comments »


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