Archive for December, 2007
Does it enrage you that your nipples are just sitting there, mocking you with their vestigiality?
Once upon a time I was a breastfeeding mother. I was a tandem breastfeeder for a bit because Daniel would have nursed until tomorrow I had never had a little brother get in his way, taking up all that good lap space.
And I nursed in public, where people actually told me to […]
What grade do I need to get on the final to get a ___ in your class?
I have had students asking me this for the past two weeks. Guess what, I don’t want to tell you.
No, I don’t.
Because what does it matter? Will it make you study more? Not likely. And besides, you already know if you are near failing or doing well.
My answer: You […]
Funky Town
Brett spent Sunday evening singing the words, “Won’t you take me to…FUNKY TOWN!??” in his little high pitched voice.
It’s killing me with cuteness.
Proof that pink hair is not as shocking as I always assumed it would be
When I first went all pink with the hair, I didn’t do it for shock value, I did it as pick-me-up therapy.
However, all my life I assumed that was pretty shocking stuff. Pink hair! My lands!
I assumed I’d get a few looks here and there, negative looks for sure, and especially from other […]
TOBY
Posted by Melissa on December 1st, 2007 under Kittens | 1 Comment »