Supa Rockin’

I was in line at the grocery store today, getting very jittery because I was running late and the kids were supposed to get off the bus any minute and the line was not moving. Something about a boxed rack of ribs (??) being on sale, not on sale.

Ack.

I was getting very worried. My children! I had no idea if they remembered a key; they could be stranded outside. At least it’s nice out, but still. Brett is a crier. He would cry if he thought he was forgotten, even if his big brother was with him.

As I’m completely lost in my own anxiety, the much older woman in front of me starts talking to me.

“I bought all these Halloween decorations SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OFF!”

“That’s wonderful! I love Halloween stuff.”

“Me too. I’m sending them to my great grandchildren. I’m going to make them love Halloween because there will be CANDY IN THESE when they open the box.”

“Can I be one of your great grandchildren?”

Laughs.

“Oh my!”

Realizes she’s noticed my carnation pink hair.

“I LOVE YOUR HAIR!! The PINK IS SO PRETTY!”

???

“Oh, um, thank you!”

“And they think old ladies dye our hair blue on accident…”

Posted by Melissa on October 30th, 2007 under Bliss, Silly Hair Blogging



3 Responses to “Supa Rockin’”

  1. motherofbun Says:

    You are so going to be that old lady that dyes your hair blue on purpose someday. Course, I will be right there with you. Maybe we can hit the casinos and look for hot, virile young (in their 50’s) guys afterwards?

  2. Not Fainthearted Says:

    I KNEW it!

  3. Sara Says:

    HA HA HA HA HA

    Awesome.

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