What kind of relationships are these women in where they can’t just fucking well say no when they don’t want to do sex?
As in, “No, I don’t want to right now, maybe tomorrow, maybe next Thursday, maybe tomorrow afternoon, are you fucking joking, after you spent all afternoon watching old movies while I did laundry?”
And if you are not in a relationship where you can say these things, then you need more help than a cute coupon will supply.
I kept reading the list on Redbook and this was my next favorite:
While doing mundane house chores or shopping, spice things up by flashing him in public. Don’t get caught!
Seriously? I can imagine running the vacuum with one hand and trying to hold my shirt up with the other, yelling, “Honey! HONEY! Look! TITS!” And there is no reason he needs to see the girls while shopping for cereal and cat litter.
October 1st, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Oh, yeah, ’cause guys just love that coupon shit.
Right.
October 1st, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Yeah. . .
October 1st, 2007 at 5:09 pm
My coupons have a 20 year expiration date. They say “AFTER KIDS.” So far, no consumer complaints. Too tired.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Where’s my cute coupon with “I’ll leave you alone when you’re grumpy?”
F*ck.
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Now what now?
What kind of relationships are these women in where they can’t just fucking well say no when they don’t want to do sex?
As in, “No, I don’t want to right now, maybe tomorrow, maybe next Thursday, maybe tomorrow afternoon, are you fucking joking, after you spent all afternoon watching old movies while I did laundry?”
And if you are not in a relationship where you can say these things, then you need more help than a cute coupon will supply.
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I kept reading the list on Redbook and this was my next favorite:
While doing mundane house chores or shopping, spice things up by flashing him in public. Don’t get caught!
Seriously? I can imagine running the vacuum with one hand and trying to hold my shirt up with the other, yelling, “Honey! HONEY! Look! TITS!” And there is no reason he needs to see the girls while shopping for cereal and cat litter.
October 4th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Theresa’s comment is cracking me up. But I second Delagar’s response.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Honey! HONEY! TITS!
I’m dying.
October 5th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Oh, I would totally flash my husband in the grocery store.
Of course, I would wait until I’m wearing my most grandma bra ever. Sex-ay!
Get real!
October 12th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
oh so my response of “are you fucking kidding me?” has not been appropriate. whoops.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:27 am
I think my husband should flash ME while HE is vacuuming.
It’s too bad more husbands do not understand how sexy they look when they vacuum.