Archive for September, 2007
The Answers are Fucking no, Just fucking learn, and What the fuck?
Things students have said to me in the last 24 hours:
Could you go over all the terms you’ve used since school started?
(After 30 minutes of covering Buddhism and Buddhist art) Do I need to know any of this for the test?
Hi, I never bought or borrowed or found a used copy or shared the book […]
A Fistful of Fun
Put the lube away. Well, put it away for the moment.
If you have not, you must - MUST - go see The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters.
I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, “Hi, I see that you’re good at Centipede.”
Go.
Right freaking now!!
If you can…
Date a man who is a father to a daughter.
Because when there is a water main break in your neighborhood you can use his shower and know there is decent shampoo in there.
Sushi
I love that my kids asked for sushi tonight. Spicy tuna for Daniel and eel for Brett.
The transformation from suburbanite taste fear to adventurous eater is almost complete.
This dance ain’t for everybody.
I need this shirt. NEED IT.
Only the sexy people…
Posted by Melissa on September 12th, 2007 under Observations | 9 Comments »13
Daniel is 13 today. There was a movie with friends, McDonald’s, and general nostalgia on the part of his mother.
“Right now you would be 10 minutes old!”
“Right now you would be 30 minutes old!”
You get the point.
But Daniel is a teenager now. And SO THRILLED about that fact that continuously tells […]
DO NOT WANT. WILL STAY FAT.
Holy mother of the gods, do ya’ll know about this ALLI stuff?
From their website:
~ While no one likes experiencing treatment effects, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings.
~ You may not usually […]
Dear Patriarchy, part 5928872
You can suck it.
Suck. It.
Do you hear me?
Just because I was the wife in a nearly ten year marriage does not mean that I am automatically “secondary” on all of our accounts and suddenly HAVE NO CREDIT.
Three cars (two in my name only for fuck’s sake), one mortgage, on-time utilities, and several credit cards […]
On Little Boys
I find it incredibly sweet that my children lock the front door behind them on their way to the bus.
Posted by Melissa on September 6th, 2007 under Spawn | Comment now »It only took about 25 minutes
Order For : Domino’s Pizza
Date/Time : Sep 3, 2007 at 05:11PM
Type of Order : Delivery
Order Total : $17.85
Estimated Time : Between 19 and 619 minutes.
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