As accurate and sad as I remember it.

Daniel summed up Field Day at his school thusly:

It’s like you run in circles on a hard track, running around like a pack of wild baboons because some teachers are yelling, “Go! Go! Go!” So you go. I mean, what else are you going to do, they’re hollering at you.

Then you get rewarded with popsicles.

Posted by Melissa on May 14th, 2007 under Spawn



9 Responses to “As accurate and sad as I remember it.”

  1. Theresa Says:

    Indeed. Mine was much the same, but the track was the church parking lot, and we got Orange Drink at the end. It was a Hi-C knockoff. We may have groomed each other at the end. I don’t remember.

  2. TheQueen Says:

    Ah, my Field Day had a special “Good Sportsmanship” award. My nerd posse and I would campaign like whores for that. We’d fail, and parade past the teachers all chipper. “Good job, Becky!” “Better luck next time, Tracy!” We snagged it every time. It helped that we were incapable of winning anything.

  3. motherofbun Says:

    Ahhh -hahahahha. Yep. You’re right. I adore your sons.

  4. Melanie Says:

    LMAO!!! Amen.

  5. Sue Says:

    Yeah they really need to upgrade those rewards. Like movie passes or gameboys.

  6. The Phoenix Says:

    Sounds like a lot of jobs I’ve held.

  7. Mamacita Says:

    Sounds like a lot of sex I’ve had :)

  8. flutter Says:

    Ha! That’s beautiful

  9. Melissa Says:

    Mamacita: hahahahahahahahaha! Yes!

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