Archive for April, 2007

Damn Precious*

I am busy licking my Hyundai. I love it. LOVE IT.
*Why yes, I DO love that Avril Lavigne song, “Girlfriend.”
**I am, in fact, thirteen.
***And I dress a little too much like the “girlfriend” Avril doesn’t like…sigh.

Posted by Melissa on April 27th, 2007 under Observations | 6 Comments »

Um

I went car shopping for this:

I bought this:

Mine is silver. And shiny. I pick it up Monday.

Posted by Melissa on April 21st, 2007 under Bliss | 10 Comments »

Hottie

Brett rushes in, his little cheeks flushed and says, “Mommy, this is what you are!” as he points to his wrist.
Where I see one of these bracelety things:

It reads HOTTIE. My son called me a hottie.
Somebody call a therapist.

Posted by Melissa on April 19th, 2007 under Spawn | 5 Comments »

Weird! UPDATED

I’m weirded out by this, because dude, this blog has gone a bit boring of late but I am #87 of the top 100 Mom Blogs.
I’m in amazing company, with Oh, the Joys and Melanie in Orygun. You two are both writers I adore and admire. (Still adore you!)
Well, fuck…I knew it was weird.
Melanie […]

Posted by Melissa on April 15th, 2007 under Blah, Spawn | 8 Comments »

What’s Funnier?

Finding out the your 10 year old niece apparently knows how to “pop, lock, and drop it” like a pro?
Or having your 11 year old son demonstrate it for you?
Uh, Happy Easter!

Posted by Melissa on April 8th, 2007 under Spawn | 9 Comments »

Little Boys. And Ninja Turtles.

Amalah just posted a sweet post regarding those of us who just knew we had to have a girl but who then had boys.
People, no one told me either but boy children are the greatest ever.
Don’t get me wrong, my niece slays me with her wit and quirk and talky speech hilariousness. […]

Posted by Melissa on April 6th, 2007 under Spawn | 4 Comments »


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