Archive for March, 2007

Love. It.

If you are like my sister, and can’t see anything, follow this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eEGjXObPRQ

Posted by Melissa on March 31st, 2007 under Spawn | 5 Comments »

I Am Not Shitting You

I just received this email at 6:31 pm tonight.
I WISH I was making this up. God, do I wish.
Dear Instructor,
I just got back in town this afternoon. Some of the girls in my class today told me that we had a test yesterday. I also missed a day last week […]

Posted by Melissa on March 27th, 2007 under Histoire d'Art | 13 Comments »

I Swear I Did Not Write This

But variations on this conversation have happened to me a few times this year …both from younger and older students.
From Rate Your Students
On Adult Students, Or, Another Reason Not To Have Study Guides
Up until recently, I was on the same page as the “Woe is us, these children hath no sense” brigade. I started […]

Posted by Melissa on March 26th, 2007 under Histoire d'Art | 7 Comments »

Filthy Gorgeous

Is it wrong to dance with your kids to Scissor Sisters’ “Filthy Gorgeous“?
They LOVE it.

Posted by Melissa on March 25th, 2007 under Spawn | 4 Comments »

No extensions!

I just spent the morning writing a letter to a student to tell her that DUDE, it’s been three weeks and I am not extending this motherfucking exam deadline for you anymore.
I believe all her relatives have now died and she has had every illness known to man. It’s quite remarkable the way god […]

Posted by Melissa on March 20th, 2007 under Histoire d'Art | 4 Comments »

Have Decided to Be Hot (Updated at bottom…still want the hotness)

Bought: Eat to Live.
Thanks to Vegan Lunch Box for steering me to a Dr. Furhman decent weight loss/healthy eating/disease reducing book that makes some damn sense for me. It even makes sense for my skinny-ass kids.
Update: I AM interested if anyone doesn’t like this plan, tried it, or knows any damn thing about it!

Posted by Melissa on March 19th, 2007 under Observations, Spawn | 4 Comments »

St. Paddy O’ Suck It

Good Hangover Day to you all!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you want me to stop shouting? HA!
I was totally sober and watched the worst movie of all time on St. Patrick’s Day, “Idiocracy.” Even though Mike Judge made it, it was so bad that friends have decided I am forbidden to pick movies […]

Posted by Melissa on March 18th, 2007 under Observations | 6 Comments »

It is not March 13, I’m going for it

Brett turned eleven on Tuesday.
I had to wait until now to share that with you since he asked me earlier, “Are you going to put that on your Sugar site?” in way that suggested I did not.
But I did. Ha, eleven year old boy!
I am proud of you and I wish all […]

Posted by Melissa on March 15th, 2007 under Spawn | 5 Comments »

Managed Care

I am attempting to change a few things I suck at in life. I am a typically late person and I hate being late so I am not being late all the goddamned time. I am typically a procrastinator so I am trying to not wait for the last minute for work, stuff […]

Posted by Melissa on March 13th, 2007 under Flaming Ovaries | 15 Comments »

Wood

New Cat, Lydia, will apparently shun delicious sushi…in favor of the chopsticks.
Gnaw, gnaw, bite, gnaws on the wood as I struggle to get them back.
I think she is defective.

Posted by Melissa on March 12th, 2007 under Kittens | 8 Comments »


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