Archive for March, 2007
Love. It.
If you are like my sister, and can’t see anything, follow this link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eEGjXObPRQ
I Am Not Shitting You
I just received this email at 6:31 pm tonight.
I WISH I was making this up. God, do I wish.
Dear Instructor,
I just got back in town this afternoon. Some of the girls in my class today told me that we had a test yesterday. I also missed a day last week […]
I Swear I Did Not Write This
But variations on this conversation have happened to me a few times this year …both from younger and older students.
From Rate Your Students
On Adult Students, Or, Another Reason Not To Have Study Guides
Up until recently, I was on the same page as the “Woe is us, these children hath no sense” brigade. I started […]
Filthy Gorgeous
Is it wrong to dance with your kids to Scissor Sisters’ “Filthy Gorgeous“?
They LOVE it.
No extensions!
I just spent the morning writing a letter to a student to tell her that DUDE, it’s been three weeks and I am not extending this motherfucking exam deadline for you anymore.
I believe all her relatives have now died and she has had every illness known to man. It’s quite remarkable the way god […]
Have Decided to Be Hot (Updated at bottom…still want the hotness)
Bought: Eat to Live.
Thanks to Vegan Lunch Box for steering me to a Dr. Furhman decent weight loss/healthy eating/disease reducing book that makes some damn sense for me. It even makes sense for my skinny-ass kids.
Update: I AM interested if anyone doesn’t like this plan, tried it, or knows any damn thing about it!
St. Paddy O’ Suck It
Good Hangover Day to you all!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, you want me to stop shouting? HA!
I was totally sober and watched the worst movie of all time on St. Patrick’s Day, “Idiocracy.” Even though Mike Judge made it, it was so bad that friends have decided I am forbidden to pick movies […]
It is not March 13, I’m going for it
Brett turned eleven on Tuesday.
I had to wait until now to share that with you since he asked me earlier, “Are you going to put that on your Sugar site?” in way that suggested I did not.
But I did. Ha, eleven year old boy!
I am proud of you and I wish all […]
Managed Care
I am attempting to change a few things I suck at in life. I am a typically late person and I hate being late so I am not being late all the goddamned time. I am typically a procrastinator so I am trying to not wait for the last minute for work, stuff […]
Posted by Melissa on March 13th, 2007 under Flaming Ovaries | 15 Comments »Wood
New Cat, Lydia, will apparently shun delicious sushi…in favor of the chopsticks.
Gnaw, gnaw, bite, gnaws on the wood as I struggle to get them back.
I think she is defective.
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