Archive for December, 2006

But Who Gets The Boyfriend?

I do, bitchez.
The Dyson just made sweet sweet love to my floors.
Okay, so we’re actually sharing custody of him. He’s that good.

Posted by Melissa on December 30th, 2006 under Moving | 6 Comments »

Downy Whore

Yesterday, I bought that super special of all Downy dryers sheets. The lavender-vanilla fancy kind. I bought it on sale because I would never buy that kind of thing regular price.
I have no idea why. I can buy a quilt that cost more than my craigslist bed but I refuse to pay […]

Posted by Melissa on December 29th, 2006 under Observations | 9 Comments »

That Sexy Self-Loathing Hunchback

What is this pose I’m seeing everywhere?

Yes, I’m looking at you, Gap.
Can anyone explain why a girl with her shoulders hunched to the point of breaking her collarbone is considered pretty? sexy? sweater-selling?
It’s like a way to reduce the burden of breastages whilst amplifying cleavage, yet being demure but giggly. This pose looks like […]

Posted by Melissa on December 27th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries, Observations | 13 Comments »

Three Cats vs. One Christmas Tree

I hope your holidays are just as entertaining.
Merry Christmas, bitchez.

Posted by Melissa on December 25th, 2006 under Observations | 3 Comments »

Moving Sucks

I have the internets at the new house. This means that I can now live there. And why yes, I do realize how sad that is. Every time my gmail notifier goes DING! I stop everything and see who emailed me. It’s pathetic.
So, I’m painting. My rental. The owners […]

Posted by Melissa on December 20th, 2006 under Blah, Moving, Spawn | 18 Comments »

I’ve Waited Ten Years to Hear These Beautiful Words

“Mom, PowerRangers suck.”
~Brett

Posted by Melissa on December 15th, 2006 under Spawn | 5 Comments »

My House!

I got the house. I sign the lease on Sunday.
Who’s on for January party?

Posted by Melissa on December 14th, 2006 under Moving | 11 Comments »

My? House

I found a house for the boys and me.
A HOUSE, bitchez.
I was looking at a places all over. Do you realize that all this time we should have been renting our house? I had no idea that it would pay twice our mortage.
For $25 more a month than the shittiest, smelliest, smallest place […]

Posted by Melissa on December 13th, 2006 under Moving, Spawn | 7 Comments »

So Boring!

Okay, so my life is anything but boring right now but I am assuming this blog sure is.
Here is some lame updating. And look! (sparkles) Something uh, shiny!
Basically, I’m busy. It’s the end of the semester and I’m swamped with making, giving, and grading finals.
I’m looking for […]

Posted by Melissa on December 10th, 2006 under Blah, Histoire d'Art | 7 Comments »

Did You Know?

That you can buy ANYTHING on Craigslist? I had no idea.
I think that takes away any computer cred my blog gave me.

Posted by Melissa on December 3rd, 2006 under Observations | 7 Comments »


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