Archive for December, 2006
But Who Gets The Boyfriend?
I do, bitchez.
The Dyson just made sweet sweet love to my floors.
Okay, so we’re actually sharing custody of him. He’s that good.
Downy Whore
Yesterday, I bought that super special of all Downy dryers sheets. The lavender-vanilla fancy kind. I bought it on sale because I would never buy that kind of thing regular price.
I have no idea why. I can buy a quilt that cost more than my craigslist bed but I refuse to pay […]
That Sexy Self-Loathing Hunchback
What is this pose I’m seeing everywhere?
Yes, I’m looking at you, Gap.
Can anyone explain why a girl with her shoulders hunched to the point of breaking her collarbone is considered pretty? sexy? sweater-selling?
It’s like a way to reduce the burden of breastages whilst amplifying cleavage, yet being demure but giggly. This pose looks like […]
Three Cats vs. One Christmas Tree
I hope your holidays are just as entertaining.
Merry Christmas, bitchez.
Moving Sucks
I have the internets at the new house. This means that I can now live there. And why yes, I do realize how sad that is. Every time my gmail notifier goes DING! I stop everything and see who emailed me. It’s pathetic.
So, I’m painting. My rental. The owners […]
I’ve Waited Ten Years to Hear These Beautiful Words
“Mom, PowerRangers suck.”
~Brett
My House!
I got the house. I sign the lease on Sunday.
Who’s on for January party?
My? House
I found a house for the boys and me.
A HOUSE, bitchez.
I was looking at a places all over. Do you realize that all this time we should have been renting our house? I had no idea that it would pay twice our mortage.
For $25 more a month than the shittiest, smelliest, smallest place […]
So Boring!
Okay, so my life is anything but boring right now but I am assuming this blog sure is.
Here is some lame updating. And look! (sparkles) Something uh, shiny!
Basically, I’m busy. It’s the end of the semester and I’m swamped with making, giving, and grading finals.
I’m looking for […]
Did You Know?
That you can buy ANYTHING on Craigslist? I had no idea.
I think that takes away any computer cred my blog gave me.
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