Archive for September, 2006
Fighting Sucks Balls
Ugh, the last few days Mike and I are just not getting along. I daresay neither of us are at more fault than the other, but still, ugh. I hate it. It’s the kind of bickering where this is likely:
Me: Why are you looking at me like that?
Him: What? I wouldn’t […]
Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “slutty aunties,”
Oh dear.
I’m afraid that yes, the aunties of my children and Lindy’s children are indeed, slutty. As in, we tend to say bugger off to the patriarchy and its plan to rule our girlie bits.
I’m afraid that darling Auntie Anne, the queen Auntie, is […]
Moolah
I only want to watch movies at The Moolah Theatre from now on. They have a killer bowling alley downstairs, have a bar, play great movies in a gorgeous building, you can drink your prizes from the bar in the movie, and you watch those great movies on loveseats and sofas. Really comfy […]
Posted by Melissa on September 3rd, 2006 under Observations | 10 Comments »Wait! Wait!
I’m freaking out. I’m suddenly terrified about having another baby. I am feeling very protective of my body, protective of letting it go to someone else. Even if that someone else is a baby. My baby. I’m freaking the fuck out, actually. I am suddenly not excited about pregnancy, […]
Posted by Melissa on September 1st, 2006 under Observations | 24 Comments »