Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “free live in home lesbian women hair shampooing beer rinsing stories,”
Wha?
Okay. Breathe. Read it again.
Free. Free live in. Free live-in-home lesbian?
Okay. A lesbian who lives in your home, unpaid by you.
Free live-in home lesbian women?
Women? Are there other kinds of lesbians? So, you’d like lesbian womens to live in your house. That’s pretty weird. But wait.
Free live-in home lesbian women hair shampooing beer rinsing stories?
Lesbians, in your house, shampooing and then rinsing their hair with beer for the fun of it, not getting paid?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Dude, go tell your mom to stop making you your favoritest grilled three-cheese sandwich with the words “I wuv you” in the bread. Right now. Go on, you have boxes to pack. Because you need to move out and actually meet you some live women.
Sincerely,
Melissa
September 25th, 2006 at 11:51 am
LMFAO!!!! There are some fucked-up individuals wandering this planet, for sure.
Heh. Lesbian women, indeed.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Really laughing! (Not just pretending!)
September 25th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I just spit coffee on my keyboard! That one just might be the best yet!
September 25th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Hey, E! Are you sure that wasn’t BEER you were spitting????
This is just too funny!!!!
How do you find out why people wind up at your site?
September 25th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Wow. I think you just summed up the needs of two thirds of th’ Internets in that one last little paragraph. Nice.
September 26th, 2006 at 8:56 am
come on, you know women like us are out there everywhere, just waiting for such a fine opportunity.