Cinderblock Man? Oh, Luda. Do Tell.
A lesson on car dancing brought you by the delicious Ludacris and Pharrell.
“Money Maker”: A tune for the beginner car dancer or as it were, the chair dancer, section by section.
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don’t you act like you’re a faker
She…
You are now intrigued by the call to “shake your money maker.” So you do. A little timidly at first, after all you are in your office chair or car, but oh Pharrell is so so pretty and sexy and so yes, you shake your money maker. A little hip action in the chair.
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Ludacris! Oh my, helllooooo. I wanna come get it, sir. I do. Not the money, but you Luda. You. I shall now roll my hips for you in this chair, start at the right bring it forward and then roll it to the back.
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
Boys, boys. Watch me, this thirty year old mother and frump extraordinaire, dance in this chair. So hot and sexy like!
[Verse 1]
Shake, shake, shake your money maker
Like you were shaking it for some paper
It took your momma 9 months to make ya
Might as well shake what your momma gave ya
Roll ass into the back of the chair at the words, “gaave YA.”
You, you lookin good in them jeans
I bet you’d look even beter with me in between
I keep my mind on my money - money on my mind
But you’s a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind
Yes, I am a hell of a distraction. Dammit, the keyboard is not as good as a surrogate pole as the steering wheel. Must improvise. Grab knee with one hand and shimmy luscious breasts and shoulders.
I got (some person?) on my right side pourin’ some cups
My whole hood is to my left and they ain’t givin a fuck
So feel free to get loose and get carried away
So by tomorrow you forgot what you where saying today
But don’t forget about this feeling that I am making you get
And all the calories you burn from me making you sweat
The mile highpoints you earn when we taking my jet and
How everywhere you turn I’ll be making you wet
Wet! ha! Do it, Luda. Quit talking and do it. I shall now shake it and push a hand into my hair. See, I’m sexy.
[Chorus]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don’t you act like you’re a faker
She…
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
By now you are fully into the song and the thought of anyone making you wet. So dirty, you vixen. But lo, there is hip rolling and ass shaking to do. Add more sexy shoulder dips and if you’re in the car (then dear god stop reading this) you can put your hand on the top of the car for extra pole support.
[Verse 2]
Switch, switch, switch it from right to left
And switch it till you running right out of breath
And take a break until you ready again
And you can invite over as many friends as
You want to but I really want you and just
Be thankful that Pharrell gave you something to bump to
Oh Pharrell, I’m thankful. In fact, I will car/chair bump to it.
Luda - I’m at the top of my game
You want my hands from your bottom to the top of your frame
And I - just wanna take a little right on your curves
And get erotic giving your body just what it deserves and
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Penis? hahahahaha.
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
Yepp call me the renissance man get up and
I stay harder then a cinderblock man
Cinderblock man? Go on. I’m all worked up at this point so I’d like to hear more about this “cinderblock man” thing of which you speak.
Hey I’m just a bedroom gangster
And I’ve been meaning to tell that I really mus thank ya when you
[Chorus]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don’t you act like you’re a faker
She…
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
[Verse 3]
Rock rock, rock it an make it work, girl
Please don’t stop it till it hurts, girl
At the “rock, rock, rock” part you must do some big hip swirls and enthusiastic Shakira-like waist moves.
You - you been looking a little tipsy
So if you could just shake it a little this way
See I’m a member of the BBC
The original breadwinner of DTP
I have no idea what he’s talking about. It’s kind of ruining my sexiness, here.
You the center of attention that is distracting the squad
Cause everybody in the campus like - oh my god she can
Yes! “Oh my god!” requires some serious attitude, ladies.
[Chorus]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don’t you act like you’re a faker
She…
[Luda]
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
Don’t worry about them haters
Keep your nose up in the air
You know I got it
If you wanna come get it
Stand next to this money
Like - ey ey
By the end of the song, you will have shaken your ass, hips, waist, shoulders, and used some serious leg muscles. I consider this a workout! Except now I want to shag someone…
Posted by Melissa on September 25th, 2006 under Observations
September 26th, 2006 at 10:53 am
SWEET!!! you know I’ve got a good visual and you’re turnin me on lady
September 26th, 2006 at 10:57 am
We are really on the same wavelength. I’m in the dancing mood today.
Thanks!
September 26th, 2006 at 11:33 am
This had me roaring! Very clever, you sexy beast!
September 27th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Oh.My.GAWD!!!
I think I have a new favorite song……
Must download now.
October 8th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
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