12

Daniel turns twelve today. TWELVE.

He did not get permission for this and I, for one, am flabbergasted at this development. I believe that I gave birth to him just the other day.

Daniel has grown from a sweet baby to a sweet little man. He’s smart, handsome, funny, but always so sweet.

The attacks on 9/11 are clearly significant; however, it’s also Daniel’s birthday and I’m celebrating him on this day. Remembering, yes. But celebrating this child who changed my life, YES.

If I didn’t have Daniel, I would never be this woman today. I like who I have become and it’s in large part due to his birth.

And now, today, my sweet, darling baby Daniel is twelve. And sweetpeas, twelve is a whole lot different than five. Or ten. He is still a sweetheart, sure. But that sweetness is now tempered by an intense need for personal time, a short fuse, the sudden belief that everyone is staring at him, and well…

There is the bershon.

Do not take my pictures, MOTHER.

Dear lordallmighty, since when did my child do this? I remember doing this and that was like, just yesterday when I was still wearing legwarmers and a matching perm with Anne.

But Daniel is now twelve. And apparently, twelve is when you ride the line of adorable and bitchy.

My baby’s loving, sweet, hormonal surging bershon self is twelve and I can’t wait to see what happens next. You know, after the bershon.
I refuse to look at your disgusting camera lens.

Happy Birthday, baby!

Posted by Melissa on September 11th, 2006 under Spawn



12 Responses to “12”

  1. Anne Says:

    I find it quite hilarious that he is being testy will having the world’s largest pink rose on his lapel. I mean, who can take that seriously?

    “I am too cool for all of you. Sniff my giant rose and suffer, minions!”

  2. mamatulip Says:

    What a handsome guy! Happy Birthday to him!

  3. Lisa B Says:

    Handsome dude. Good to know he’s still a sweetie pie. Even with all of those crazy hormones…

  4. Raquita Says:

    boys…

    “did you know you burn 10% mor calories carrying a boy than a girl? men - they just take and take from you from the very begining.” Dr. Bailey Greys anatomoy

    congrats mom!

  5. Sayre Says:

    Hah! My son is only 7 and is currently throwing a temper tantrum over a subtraction problem. I know this will get worse….

    Happy birthday - I hope mine lives to be 12 (that’s if I don’t kill him first!!!!)

    Deep breaths, mommy, deep breaths.

    Congratulations to you, Melissa! Isn’t Mommy-hood grand?

  6. Sayre Says:

    Okay - I’m sane again. Homework is done.

    I’m so glad to hear that you celebrate his birthday rather than dwell on 9/11/01. Something bad happens every other day for someone.

    Much better to dwell on the happy and miraculous than on the sad and tragic.

  7. penelope Says:

    Happy birthday to your future heartbreaker.
    (Is he trying to hide from you, or does he just have the same blink problem my huz has?)

  8. jaelithe Says:

    What a handsome young man.

    My much much younger little brother just turned 13 (13? 13? as in TEEN?) in June and I still can’t believe it. How do they grow up so fast? And what can I do to keep this from happening to my own son?

  9. Oh, The Joys Says:

    What a beautiful boy!

  10. Melissa Says:

    Anne, yes!

    Penelope, he’s hiding. There are about a trillion newer pictures that look just like this. Without the world’s largest rose on his lapel.

    How does one keep this happening? Um…

  11. Stephanie A. Says:

    Happy Birthday, Daniel!

    It’s so encouraging to hear that they can stay sweet well into the pre-teen era.

  12. Melanie Says:

    Aw. I was hibernating most of the time yesterday so I somehow missed this. Happy birthday to the newest bershon!
    :)

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