Archive for September, 2006
Yes, You Are
For those of you who do not want to claim the word, “Feminist,” please read this, “Yes, You Are,” at Tomato Nation.
Posted by Melissa on September 29th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 6 Comments »Cinderblock Man? Oh, Luda. Do Tell.
A lesson on car dancing brought you by the delicious Ludacris and Pharrell.
“Money Maker”: A tune for the beginner car dancer or as it were, the chair dancer, section by section.
[Pharrell]
Shake your money maker
Like somebody’s bout to pay ya
I see you on my radar
Don’t you act like you’re a faker
She…
You are now intrigued by the […]
Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “free live in home lesbian women hair shampooing beer rinsing stories,”
Wha?
Okay. Breathe. Read it again.
Free. Free live in. Free live-in-home lesbian?
Okay. A lesbian who lives in your home, unpaid by you.
Free live-in home lesbian women?
Women? […]
Damn Dollies
As my neighbors start putting up their crazy people Halloween decorations (just wait for the pictures I sneak, it’s something to behold), I have been reminded that Christmas is coming.
Dude, I know it’s September. But my lovely neighbors will start adding Santas to their Halloween stuff in about a week so the association is […]
I Threw In the Vagina Again
Thank you, fine people! Check this shit out.
Here’s part of the interview:
3. What is your greatest challenge as a mom?
My children decided early on to be their own person and this has caused me much trauma. They weren’t little puppets I could mold and shape into my own little kidbots. Not that I ever […]
DotMoms Post: The Big Month
My newest piece is up at DotMoms called, The Big Month…
For years, I wanted to have a third child but someone never wanted it. That’s right. I wanted a baby but my husband most certainly did not. His reasons were always good, too good. We had two kids already, we were both in college, kids […]
Posted by Melissa on September 16th, 2006 under That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 7 Comments »Dear Denver, I’m Sorry
Mike is going on a business trip. This is the first for us. I’ve gone on business trips before but never Mike. He’s being unleashed on the city of Denver and for that, people of Denver, I wish you luck. It’s only for the weekend but I’m going to miss him sleeping […]
Posted by Melissa on September 15th, 2006 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 5 Comments »All apologies to the fine people on Highway 40 who had to watch me car dance to “Push It” this morning
There is a new radio station in town called Movin 101.1. As much as I hate, LOATHE, DESPISE their marketing and name, I’m digging the station.
First off, marketing braintrusts, it should be Movin’ 101.1. See that apostrophe there, yes. It’s your friend. Use it, love it, embrace spelling and grammar and […]
A Delicious Meme
I’ve never been tagged for a meme before and now, the lovely Sara has blown my meme virginity. Hooray! She tagged me with a fun meme, she wants to know Five Weird Things about me.
Oh honey, I’m a Pisces (Aquarian cusp). There are a hundred weird things about me. Note to […]
12
Daniel turns twelve today. TWELVE.
He did not get permission for this and I, for one, am flabbergasted at this development. I believe that I gave birth to him just the other day.
Daniel has grown from a sweet baby to a sweet little man. He’s smart, handsome, funny, but always so sweet.
The attacks […]
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