The Recap
Soon, ladies and gentlemen, there will be more pictures of my darling sister’s wedding. She had a beautiful ceremony and one of the best receptions ever. She was gorgeous. Gorgeous. My sister was much more beautiful than your sister.
Clearly, your trusty heroine got drunk.
As a skunk.
In a vat of beer.
Before:
During:
After:
Oh wait. There are no super drunk pictures of me from our camera, anyway. This is probably because I was whirling ball of dance for hours on end.
It all started with a glass of champagne at the bridal party table. Then I drank about 8,503 rum and Cokes, with lime. After the reception came the tallest beer on earth, that yes, I finished. But before the beer and the long, loud stories about porn and balls in a very public bar, came the free rum and Cokes. And I danced. Oh yes, I danced all night long. I have never heard the song, “Buttons,” by the Pussycat Dolls so many times in my life. I loved it each and every time.
Why yes, I was a sexy beast on the dance floor.
Also, please note I was not alone in the public drunkeness.
My sister has made a life surrounded by wonderful people. Those lucky enough to see her wedding are truly amazing, warm, fun people. I believe, and I may be mistaken but I doubt it, I believe I danced UP ON each and every one of our friends. Arm around your neck, grinding UP ON you dancing.
But I was not so drunk that I would do this to myself:
August 28th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Mazel tov! It looks like a wonderful time.
August 28th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Yeay Melissa’s sister!
That last photo is hysterical. LoVE it.
And you look fab girlie! Even when you are drunk.
Sounds like a fun, fun party.
August 29th, 2006 at 5:00 am
Um, yeah. Have I told you that you are a STONE FOX before?
Because you clean up real good, lady.
:)
August 29th, 2006 at 5:01 am
HEY!
I just got done telling you how purty you were, and it didn’t go! Wha-?
August 29th, 2006 at 7:13 am
Your sister definitely looked more gorgeous than my sister. Er, wait. I don’t have a sister. Righty-o.
The colour of your dress is awesome — I love it. And that last picture is RAWKIN’ — is that his tie he’s using as a fashionable headband?
August 29th, 2006 at 8:09 am
okay that guy with the chest tied shirt: priceless…
p.s my sister is WAY hotter than your sister… only I’ll give your sister a pass to be the hottest on her wedding day cause - you know - that’s fair.
My sisters wedding is in November and I pray I have as much fun as you did, and I know there will be digital evidence.
August 29th, 2006 at 10:11 am
You look beautiful! (As does the bride!) It looks like you had fun - and I KNOW everyone else did - how could they not with you grinding UP ON them and sh*t?
August 29th, 2006 at 10:43 am
You’re lovely - love that dress!
I want to hear the porn story. LOL
August 29th, 2006 at 11:52 am
these pictures KICK ASS! and LMFAO @ my sister is prettier than your sister! LOL
y’all look awesome and gorgeous!
August 29th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
You look gorgeous in those shots! Oh how I love me an awesome wedding reception!! So.. how bad was the hangover??
August 29th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Okay, I’m gonna try again from my work (GASP!) computer - you sure clean up nice, Miss Thang!
Okay. If it doesn’t go this, the third time I[’ve tried to tell you how pretty you are, I am going to know you hate me.
August 29th, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Oh Melanie! My spam filter grabbed your comments. I have no idea why! I’m sorry. And thank you!!
August 30th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
omg lady, you are ADORABLE!
September 1st, 2006 at 10:48 am
Love that last pic. Who is the guy with the tie headband? He looks like a cop I know named Chuck.
September 1st, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Oh my goodness, Linda.
That is a guy named Rick. He is not a cop.
However, my ex-husband IS a cop named Chuck.
September 4th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
You’re a total babe. Love the lipstick!