My Sister is Married

And I am drunk.

Oh  yes, make no mistake motherfuckers, I am drunk and had a great time.  All spelling, grammar, and spacing errors are sacred and not to be fucked with today.

All I know is, my sister is gorgeous and happy, my friends are the best people on earth, and DUDE I totally love you and would freak your tush if you were with me.

Posted by Melissa on August 27th, 2006 under Observations



12 Responses to “My Sister is Married”

  1. Sayre Says:

    Well, this sounds promising… I got pregnant with my son the night my brother got married!

  2. mamatulip Says:

    You lush.

  3. raquita Says:

    ummmm… fun, I wishi was drinkin with ya! i’m tryingto make my way to uno for shots. we’ll see! congrats to your sister!

  4. Oh, The Joys Says:

    Photos!

  5. Patrick D. Says:

    I love when people blog drunk.

  6. E Says:

    I’m with Patrick, there’s nothing better than drunk blogging!
    Hope you got your freak on! And congrats to your sister!

  7. Melanie Says:

    ((((((((((((((Melissa)))))))))))))))))

  8. Mom of Three Says:

    Hey! I just blogged drunk last week!!!!

  9. Stephanie A. Says:

    You’re so cute I want to squeeze your cheeks- face or tush. Doesn’t so much matter!

    Congrats to sis!

  10. Melissa Says:

    Stephanie, you are always welcome to squeeze whatever you want!

  11. Sugared Harpy » The Recap Says:

    […] Clearly, your trusty heroine got drunk. […]

  12. Lisa B Says:

    Ahhh. I see you are a lovey drunk. heehee.

    I would love to watch the Drunk Melissa channel. I bet it would be quite amusing!

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