Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “elmo giving ’sesame street’ a bad image,”
I can’t vouch for what you were worried about, but that Elmo and his crackwhoriness is a big downer. I mean, teaching babies to prostitute for crack is just wrong.
Babies need to learn how to have a business plan, keep good records, find a great doctor for those quarterly tests, and set up an attractive website. Good clientele is just too hard to find and going out there on the premise that crack is a worthwhile currency just doesn’t do those babies and preschoolers any good.
Say it with us, Elmo, “Me like money!”
Sincerely,
Melissa
Posted by Melissa on August 21st, 2006 under Smackdown
August 21st, 2006 at 6:28 pm
I worry more about Miss Piggy. I mean the way she abuses Kermit is basically the epitome of domestic violence… is that what PBS is trying to express to the babies of the world?
August 21st, 2006 at 8:48 pm
My hubby briefly dated a woman who LOOKED exactly like Miss Piggy. She was just as high maintenance and cranky too!
I think Grover probably has a few skeletons in the closet. Course I think he and Bert need to come OUT of the closet first.
Saw your “stalker” posts… Gah… Am SO not ready for my boy to be the age of your boy…
August 21st, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Me either!!
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:44 am
Oh, and one other thing? The babies need to pay their taxes. Even if they lie about their jobs and call themselves waitresses or massage therapists, they need to pay taxes on the income they derive from crackwhoring, ’cause otherwise the IRS will nail their asses and take their crack away.
Elmo says, “Jail is yucky.”