Archive for July, 2006
Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “why is my body starting to droop?”
I don’t have all the answers for you one this one, but I have at least one.
You are aging. Ta daa!
According to healthcentral.com:
The human body is made up of fat, lean tissue (muscles and organs), bones, water, and other substances. […]
The No List: Shit You Don’t Want Because I Think It’s Shit
Click on the image to find out why I hate this.
Posted by Melissa on July 16th, 2006 under Penelope Room | 2 Comments »Explanation Request
J. of Oh, the Joys has requested a deeper explanation of the “countdown to hot fertility monkey love-0-meter.”
What that woman wants, that woman gets, because her repeated butt posts make me giggle in ways I can never pay back.
So, this:
This is the ticker counting down until I rastle my husband into bed to make another […]
Posted by Melissa on July 15th, 2006 under Accomplices, That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 5 Comments »Penelope Room is Back!
Click here, bitchez.
Posted by Melissa on July 13th, 2006 under Penelope Room | 3 Comments »And the Blog Trembles in Excitement
Because the goddamn feeds are working.
Posted by Melissa on July 13th, 2006 under Experimenting | 6 Comments »Double Posting Picture Essay Hot Dog Party*
I would like to present you with reason number 454,983 why I want to have another child with my husband. He is most fabulous with children.
Posted by Melissa on July 12th, 2006 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever, That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 22 Comments »Google Smackdown…Wednesday? Wednesday.
Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “knit-harpy,”
Posted by Melissa on July 12th, 2006 under Smackdown | 5 Comments »She Said, “Let Us Never Speak of Tiny Cake Night Again.” (except to give out recipes and to whine)
Last Sunday, sister Anne and I put together a bridal showering of our younger sister, Lindy. Lindy is getting married in August. Because she is heartless and knows that we are all going to sweat out our buzz before it can do any good. But she will be pretty! And Anne and I will be pretty! Wearing hot sex shoes with our strapless gowns!
The showering did not consist of soaping anyone up nor was their gratuitous nudity. Sorry, boys.
There were tiny cakes.
Posted by Melissa on July 9th, 2006 under Accomplices | 19 Comments »Survey Says
I am thinking of a project involving the idea of the unwed mother. Being once an unwed mother, knowing plenty of kickass unwed mothers, and living beyond what anyone thought we could do, I’m interested.
Posted by Melissa on July 6th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 4 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “ladies pudenda,”
Posted by Melissa on July 3rd, 2006 under Smackdown | 18 Comments »