Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “do we eat harpy?”,
Well, now what an interesting question we have here. I think the answer is unequivocally, yes.
As in, awwwww yeah. Come to mama.
On the other hand, if you are not skilled at harpy consumption, maybe don’t bother, mkay? Too frustrating for this harpy. Harpy eating is a skill. A skill that I’m wagering many people do not have. I can’t imagine how I would know this, but let’s just say I do.
A lot of sites have helpful instructions. Pick one, read it. Do not read instructions written by men. Although many men know exactly what to do (because they are good listeners), I still suggest you read what women write. Do it. Then, try some things, ignore others and pay attention to your harpy in front of you. Watch her movements, listen to her words and sounds, pay attention. And when she says “don’t stop,” don’t fucking stop. This I do solemnly swear, do not fucking stop.
As for taste, smell, hair blah blah blah. Read the blog headline: Her vagina/vulva/pudenda is fine. Anything else is really your problem, now isn’t it?
To answer your question, darling, yes. Yes, we eat harpy. When are you coming over?
Sincerely,
Melissa
June 13th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
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June 14th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Nice! Can’t wait to see how much Google action you get now!