Things to Share
I have to thank you for all of your great comments regarding our personal adventure in gentle discipline. Jesus gay, thank you for helping us feel normal and sane and somewhat headed in the right direction with how we raise these batshit crazy creatures called “children.” So far, it’s going really well. We haven’t yelled at them in almost two days. Their father picked them up yesterday morning for the weekend.
Because you are good and kind, I have exciting things possibly to only me to share with you.
First on the list: The Jesus Pan. Awwww yeahhh. It puts Jesus right on dinner for you. The possibilities are endless. Jesus chicken. Jesus pancakes. Jesus salmon. Jesus uh, eggplant. Jesus eggs.
Next up: The Fray. If you’re not listening to The Fray you are maybe kind of a half-wit. Do yourself a favor and fall in lust with their “pitch-perfect, achingly beautiful” vocals and “sophisticated, emotional blend of tinkling pianos, acoustic and electric guitars, and gently insistent rhythms.”
And then we have: Got Medieval. Yesssss. Enjoy the little Bush problem of E Pluribus Unum being not exactly English, our sanctioned language. Love the discussion on South Park and the Virgin Mary’s menstrual habits. Stay for the historic personals, “lancasterblanche22: Why you should get to know me: ‘Because the plague only scarred me below the knees.”
Lastly: Spanx. Anne and I watched my sister uh, gracefully pour into one of these and we pissed ourselves laughing. Poor sis, we couldn’t help it, it was so crazy to watch. I’m not so sure this is a necessary item in life (again, no ManSpanx?), but if it makes you happy, go for it. But leave an extra half-hour to get ready if you plan on wearing these. Really.
Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2006 under Bliss, Observations
June 11th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Believe it or not, I actually found a site for man girdles:
http://www.guysingirdles.com/MensGirdles.htm
June 11th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Look at this crazy shit that I found:
http://cgi.ebay.com/PC-07-Woman-With-Corset-and-Falsies-Ridiculed-by-Man_W0QQitemZ6287825497QQihZ010QQcategoryZ4929QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
June 11th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Anne, you are awesome. Awesome.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Oh, my GOD, the Jesus Pan. World peace would prevail if everyone could bite into their grilled cheeses with Jesus’ face smiling up at them.
June 12th, 2006 at 9:24 am
And see, here I was all pining for a Hello, Kitty! sandwich press, when all along I could have had Jesus.
My boyfriend wants to know how many grilled Jesus sandwiches we have to sell before we can buy a house.
And for some reason, this all reminds me of a pun by esteemed correspondent Ron Sullivan:
“I accept cheeses as my personal savior.”
heh heh
June 14th, 2006 at 11:27 am
OMG Jesus pan. It is heavenly. Must have.