Archive for June, 2006

GSM to return next week

In lieu of Google Smackdown Monday today, I have another damn question.
Did you know it is illegal to be a midwife in Missouri? What the hell?
I can’t even have a midwife when/if I get pregant again? Where are the birthing centers? I can’t find ONE! Where would I find […]

Posted by Melissa on June 26th, 2006 under That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 21 Comments »

Drama, Ignorant Drama

Today the Raving Atheist attempted to use my post HERE to show how we “pro-abortionists”, including me, had “mindlessly reprinted portions of the Planned Parenthood email.”

Posted by Melissa on June 22nd, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 11 Comments »

Can Anyone Explain Why *UPDATED*

It’s NOT legal to get paid to have sex (in most places), but it’s totally legal to get paid to have sex on camera?

Posted by Melissa on June 17th, 2006 under Observations | 21 Comments »

Just Call DFS Right Now

My children are now sporting two whopping bruises. For the record, I did not give them the bruises directly but I did give them the Slip N’ Slide.

Posted by Melissa on June 14th, 2006 under Spawn | 9 Comments »

I’m Not Beyond Begging

Dearest Readers,

I’m up for Member of the Week for Crazy Hip Blog Mamas! Although, so are several other hot mamas that I drool over each week.

Posted by Melissa on June 13th, 2006 under Accomplices, Bliss | 7 Comments »

Google Smackdown Monday

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “do we eat harpy?”,

Posted by Melissa on June 12th, 2006 under Smackdown | 2 Comments »

It’s That Time of Year Again

I am forced by the powers of weather and the moon to change the site design.

Posted by Melissa on June 12th, 2006 under Experimenting, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 5 Comments »

Things to Share

I have to thank you for all of your great comments regarding our personal adventure in gentle discipline. Jesus gay, thank you for helping us feel normal and sane and somewhat headed in the right direction with how we raise these batshit crazy creatures called “children.” So far, it’s going really well. We haven’t yelled at them in almost two days. Their father picked them up yesterday morning for the weekend.

Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2006 under Bliss, Observations | 6 Comments »

Word Up

Do you ever sit at your desk pulling out your hair, swearing, and hating Microsoft Word for not doing the things you NEED it to do and doing things you never told it to do? Like adding 4-inch margins or solid black lines for no apparent reason?

Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2006 under Blah | Comment now »

Later, Tomorrow, Whatever…Here you Go

Okay, gentle discipline. GENTLE discipline. What the living hell, you ask?

Posted by Melissa on June 6th, 2006 under Spawn | 12 Comments »


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