Archive for May, 2006
To End This Week of Suck, I Bring You New Joy
Everyone, go see Anne’s new baby:
Posted by Melissa on May 12th, 2006 under Accomplices | 1 Comment »Dear Mary, Mother of God
Holy fuck, I just set Daniel up with a mouse and Scarleteen.com.
Posted by Melissa on May 11th, 2006 under Spawn | 5 Comments »Baby Cats and Baby Peoples
Two updates.
Posted by Melissa on May 10th, 2006 under Melancholia, That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 3 Comments »Help *UPDATED*
Our baby cat is spotting blood and trying to urinate everywhere, but can’t. We called the vet and he thinks he has a urinary tract infection and he’s blocked up. Googling around we realized he doesn’t have long to live like this.
Posted by Melissa on May 8th, 2006 under Melancholia | 14 Comments »Baby-Fucking-Dust
As we move into this weird place of getting a body ready for a baby (as I sit munching on McDonald’s french fries), I start to worry about becoming one of those people who subject their readers to endless rants on babies and vitamins.
Posted by Melissa on May 6th, 2006 under That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 16 Comments »Saturday Cat Blogging
Ivan wants to go outside. Right now. And I’m the evil bitch that’s keeping him down.
This is a rundown of our day since Spring hit. Every eight minutes or so.
Posted by Melissa on May 6th, 2006 under Bliss | 7 Comments »Oh My God.
http://supamb.com/supafine/2006/05/03/secrets-of-the-banana/
Posted by Melissa on May 5th, 2006 under Observations | 4 Comments »Mmm, Sugar Coatings are Good
I remember, back in the day, I was supposed to do this thing called, “prenatal care.” And I was all, whatever, I’m a cheerleader! If I acknowledge this pregnancy wholly, I’ll have to quit cheering. And we all know I wasn’t doing that shit.
Posted by Melissa on May 4th, 2006 under That One Time I Thought About Conceiving | 9 Comments »Bellydancing Mama
Because I’m way cool, I get to take free physical education courses at my college.
I signed up for Middle Eastern Dance classes this summer.
Posted by Melissa on May 3rd, 2006 under Accomplices, Bliss | 15 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling “how to get pregnant quickly,”
Posted by Melissa on May 1st, 2006 under Smackdown | 5 Comments »