“It Means So Much To Me That She Would Sacrifice Everything, Even Her Health, To Look Good On Our Wedding Day.”
I shit you not.
I just heard that on a horrifying television show that Mike is gape-mouth staring at right now, “Last Bride Standing.”
These stupid women are getting lightheaded and sweating as they stand with their hand on a big cupcake wedding dress. They must not lose contact with the dress. At this point, they’re at 24 hours.
Oh god, now they are describing each of the women.
It’s all about weight and prettiness (Miss Thang has lost 50 pounds so far, and wants to lose 30 more to fit into the perfect dress–this woman is gorgeous right now).
OH MY GOD THEY’RE IN WHITE HEELS TOO!
So far, 24 hours in white heels touching a fucking wedding dress. The goal is to win the dress? Ugh.
When one woman…
NOW THEY ARE MAKING THEM STAND ON A 10-INCH WIDE BOX.
Okay, so when one woman lost contact with the cupcake dress because she was passing out, her supportive fiance vomits this gem,
“It means so much to me that she would sacrifice everything, even her health, to look good on our wedding day.”
*MOTHERFUCKING FUCK, NOW THEY HAVE TO HOLD A GARTER IN ONE HAND*
Ladies of the world, NO. Let’s just hand over our pride and intelligence, why don’t we, for fuck’s sake.
Stupidswooneyfaintingcouchcorsetwearingcupcakedress
nonvotingmanslavemotherfuckers.
Just, no, honey. NO.
Posted by Melissa on May 27th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries
May 27th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Oh! My! God! That is too stupid… Words can not express…
And on a completely different note… Just wondering if you were interested in getting together with a bunch of other bloggers in St. Louis (like Andrea, Jaelithe, Stephanie, and any others are welcomed that you could think of… Nothing planned yet but putting out some feelers to see who’s interested.
Are you interested?
May 27th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Lisa, YES! That would be a blast! I’m in.
May 27th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
I saw a computer programming for wedding planning today at Office Max. It said something about planning for the rest of your life together, but the program ends at the honeymoon. Then what?
I can’t believe these women would do that. Is it really that important and the fact that the fiancee would say such poppycock.
I’ll go to the blogger party. I just invited myself, but I LUV a good party.
May 28th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Wow, I was watching the Last Bride Standing thing, too. I was horrified. At one point they offered the ladies a rediculously expensive wedding cake and a night stay at a wickedly expensive hotel, but all of them opted to stick it out for the dress!!! WHAT?!?!!? Merda, it wasn’t even that great of a dress! And that one woman who was 60-some years old? Could you imagine her in that? The only way I’d do it is so I could turn around and sell that thing on EBay for a tidy sum.
May 28th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Theresa, that’s exactly what we thought! Later, they even offered a seven-day honeymoon on some island in the big fancy celebrity hut/suite/whatever. And they STILL stuck it out.
Ebay all the way.
Anne, you are now my date for the blogger thing. Theresa? You blog in St. Louis, yes?
May 28th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
LMFAO- dammit, what the hell am i missing?!?!!!! that is awesome.. “it’s so sweet that she died in an effort to look great for our day..” lol
May 29th, 2006 at 12:49 am
oooo don’t even get me started on my “wedding industry” rant……….
hows the kitty?
May 29th, 2006 at 1:47 am
Kitty is doing okay, we’re going back to the vet on Tuesday to see!