Holy shit, people. My mom MADE these dolls when we were kids, for money. This has to be the exact pattern she used. She made the boy dolls anatomically correct by adding a stuffed tube of fabric for a mini-penis. Don’t you wish you were us?
HELL YEAH! My mom made them too! She was one of those moms who wouldn’t buy clothes or toys if she could make them herself for much cheaper. I wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid. This is what I got. She also made me a smashing pair of magenta stirrup pants! And a Pound Puppy!
May 16th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
I remember these. Everyone had those things and I used to thing, you’re not going to fake me out with that bullshit cabbage patch fake.
Your mom MADE these. No way!
May 17th, 2006 at 7:49 am
HELL YEAH! My mom made them too! She was one of those moms who wouldn’t buy clothes or toys if she could make them herself for much cheaper. I wanted a Cabbage Patch Kid. This is what I got. She also made me a smashing pair of magenta stirrup pants! And a Pound Puppy!
May 17th, 2006 at 7:55 am
I’ve heard of these magenta stirrup pants before, dear Theresa. Eventually, there is going to have to be photographic evidence.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Hey, Anne, do you want Review Maven linked on this front page?
I can’t promise you a pseudo-cabbage patch doll with a wenis, but I can give you links.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Wow. A doll with a penis! I’ve never even HEARD my mom say that word, let alone let us have a boy doll with one!