Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “gross lunch meat,”
I do hope you weren’t actively looking for gross lunch meat. Because that’s pretty gross.
Allow me to remind you that anything simply titled “meat” is fairly suspicious.
“Here, let me serve you this meat!”
“What is this meat?”
“Lunch meat!”
“What IS this meat?”
“Meat for lunch, you know lunch meat.”
“Lunch meat?”
“Yes! That’s it, lunch meat!”
Here is the part where you drop said meat and slowly back away. But do back away from anything titled “meat” without a more specific description. Or things that smell like meat, but aren’t. Or guys whose boy parts smell of meat.
No one like salami balls. No one.
Sincerely,
Melissa
March 27th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
heeheee. Salami balls?
Oh I saw your comment on my Living St.L blog. Just say the word for meeting up at Sesame. Love that place!
March 27th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Salami balls are courtesy of Anne and Lindy, the sisters.
They have very descriptive names for all types of lunch meat man parts. It’s gross, but it makes me laugh beer out of my nose.
March 27th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Pot Roast Peter………..Yeah, I said it!
March 27th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Oh my lordy! Ha!
Another!