Archive for February, 2006
Version 2.0, Abbreviated
Daniel has a girlfriend. This is his first. He’s eleven. My question is: When do I lock him up in his room in order to prevent him from impregnating anyone, say, like his father did?
Posted by Melissa on February 16th, 2006 under Observations | 4 Comments »Poop on it
I wrote you all a long, lovely post. But now it’s vanished. Arrrggh.
Posted by Melissa on February 16th, 2006 under Blah | Comment now »Learned, then Cherished
Santino is from my hometown. Born and raised. Totally.
Posted by Melissa on February 15th, 2006 under Bliss | 3 Comments »Happy Valentine’s Day, MoFos
I think Jo at the Leery Polyp made the best thing ever for Valentine’s Day last year. She brought it back to life this and so I bring you her hilariousness. I dedicate “Elf Porn” to Christine and Emily.
Posted by Melissa on February 14th, 2006 under Accomplices, Bliss | 3 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “dangling balls from license plate,”
Posted by Melissa on February 13th, 2006 under Smackdown | 1 Comment »Oh. Man.
Vice President Dick Cheney just shot a man.
For reals.
Posted by Melissa on February 12th, 2006 under Observations | 3 Comments »Huh. What’s His Number?
Daniel and Brett jumped in the car after school and the first thing out of Daniel’s mouth made me chuckle on this inside. He’s eleven, there is no chuckling out loud anymore.
Posted by Melissa on February 10th, 2006 under Spawn | 1 Comment »Is It That Fucking Hard? Really?
People, when part of your job is to make a wee sign on the door of a classroom that reads,
“Art History is Cancelled. Review on Wednesday and Test on Monday,”
does this blow your fucking mind? Does it cause you to whither into a weeping ball of confusion?
Posted by Melissa on February 8th, 2006 under Blah, Histoire d'Art | 1 Comment »Things I Have Nearly Thown Up On In the Past 48 Hours
Mike
Daniel
Brett
cats, repeatedly
sofa
bed
floor
dinner plate
steering wheel
passenger seat
gravel parking lot
boss
phone
computer
keyboard
um, yeah, I gotta go
Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “got screwed by assembly of god,”
Who hasn’t? Dude, they have entire papers on their website of the sins of homosexuality, dating unbelievers, how infertile women should just be patient and beware of modern science, and how feminism is “an organized platform to degrade, bash, and hate […]