Archive for February, 2006
So, um, There’s This Thing
So, I can do this thing. Really well. I mean, it has caused me to get free alcohol. Yes, I can do it that well.
Posted by Melissa on February 28th, 2006 under Bliss | 2 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “I want to get pregnant before 18,”
Posted by Melissa on February 27th, 2006 under Smackdown | 2 Comments »I Always Knew I Was a Ten. Bitches.
Ten!
Posted by Melissa on February 27th, 2006 under Bliss | 2 Comments »Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
You must all go click on the link to LUSH.
Because when you order from this site and stuff, you get a free sex bomb.
Which, omygod, is to die for.
Posted by Melissa on February 25th, 2006 under Bliss, Experimenting | 2 Comments »Am I Worth So Little?
South Dakota’s Senate passed a bill that bans most abortions in a 23 to 13 vote.
The bill next goes to the anti-abortion governor.
There are no exceptions for rape or even if the health of the pregnant woman is at stake.
Posted by Melissa on February 23rd, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 8 Comments »I Think He’s Perfect
I had this conversation with my son yesterday.
Me: Did you talk to your new girlfriend today?
Daniel: No. We don’t talk at school. I have to get her phone number and call her in private. Then, no one can see us talk and make fun of us for being together.
Posted by Melissa on February 22nd, 2006 under Spawn | 3 Comments »Sometimes After People See Elf Porn…
They have a birthday and turn 30.
Posted by Melissa on February 21st, 2006 under Observations | 5 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “elf porn,”
Posted by Melissa on February 20th, 2006 under Smackdown | 1 Comment »Shush.
If anyone is wondering why I’m not speaking much on this it’s because I’m not planning on jepoardizing my job.
Posted by Melissa on February 20th, 2006 under Histoire d'Art | 2 Comments »Subscribe Already
Just in case I haven’t blabbed it to you in person yet, mama’s in Parentland again this month.
Posted by Melissa on February 18th, 2006 under Bliss, Histoire d'Art | Comment now »Recent Posts
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