Archive for January, 2006
But Sometimes, You Can Find a Really Great Secret Poop Room. And That Makes It All Better.
Scene: Daniel rushes into the bathroom after school. Stays for many minutes. He walks out, visibly relieved.
Posted by Melissa on January 31st, 2006 under Spawn | 6 Comments »I May Love This Woman
Redneck Mother has written this amazing entry on the forces of nature politicians and morality police are attempting to regulate.
Posted by Melissa on January 31st, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »In Lieu of the Googly Smackdown, I Present a Surprising Surprise
The Target Store I GO TO has actually fired someone for refusing to fill Plan B prescriptions. Apparently, this righteous woman has been refusing emergency contraception to women for the last five years without reprimand or incident. Even though she is supposed to refer women to another pharmacy, she refused.
There is a kicker. You knew there would be a kicker. Because we are in Missouri and Matt “I Love Uteri, But Only Gestating Christian Uterti” Blunt is our governor.
Posted by Melissa on January 30th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries | 2 Comments »In Honor of TKPOT, I Bring You Another Installment of “The Art of Motherhood”
I have finally updated The Art of Motherhood. I know! Hooray!
Posted by Melissa on January 27th, 2006 under Art of Motherhood | 4 Comments »He Likes Tampax Regulars
My eleven-year-old son a notorious nose bleeder. If the air is dryish, his nose bleeds. If his spectacular nose membranes touch chlorine, he bleeds. The poor kid has actually passed out once from a nose bleed. Talk about making mommy drink…
Posted by Melissa on January 24th, 2006 under Spawn | 11 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my site whilst googling “wife crushes man’s balls,”
Posted by Melissa on January 23rd, 2006 under Smackdown | 2 Comments »When you Turn 20 and Never
Feminste asked a fabulous question yesterday: “When Do You Stop Being a ‘Teen Mother”?
Posted by Melissa on January 19th, 2006 under Flaming Ovaries, Spawn | 4 Comments »Mozilla, The Only Way to Go
I am at work, checking for comments on this site, and I realize just how shitty Internet Explorer looks.
Posted by Melissa on January 19th, 2006 under Experimenting | 1 Comment »SPC, for short
My class begins tomorrow. Okay then.
Posted by Melissa on January 17th, 2006 under Blah, Histoire d'Art | 6 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “I hate Kinkade,”
Posted by Melissa on January 16th, 2006 under Smackdown | 13 Comments »Recent Posts
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