Archive for December, 2005
Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling, “have a crush on husband’s brother,”
Posted by Melissa on December 18th, 2005 under Smackdown | 4 Comments »Guest Writer for the Art of Motherhood!
This week my friend, Emily, sent me an email about a work that captures a memory of motherhood for her.
Posted by Melissa on December 16th, 2005 under Accomplices, Art of Motherhood | 2 Comments »Oh! My Ovaries! The Burning! The Burning!
I can’t stop looking at these pictures. My nephew, Lake, and his family came home to Missouri for three days to buy a house. They found one. They’re coming in January. I was finally able to hold the little guy and I swear to you my left ovary exploded with jealousy.
Posted by Melissa on December 15th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 2 Comments »In Which I Take Back My Label of “Troll”
Jan and I have continued the debate over in the post, “Nice Girls Get Pregnant Too, Okay?”
Posted by Melissa on December 15th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 2 Comments »A Little Clarification May Be Necessary
Please note that my meaning of “support” for pregnant and parenting teens DOES NOT equal a glorification or support of pregnant and parenting teens.
Posted by Melissa on December 15th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »My Very First Trolls, Huzzah!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have trolls. My post, “Nice Girls Get Pregnant Too, Okay,” has had a lot of attention recently and it’s only expected that I’d have an asshat or two feel the need to comment.
Posted by Melissa on December 13th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 7 Comments »What Slut?
After observing a huge, HUGE, spike in pageloads and after receiving a number of emails from new readers, I began investigating my new popularity. I figured it was simply my slutty nature, but no.
Posted by Melissa on December 12th, 2005 under Bliss, Observations | 3 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found my blog whilst googling “Deborah Gibson tickling,”
Posted by Melissa on December 12th, 2005 under Smackdown | Comment now »Trish is Pretty
I went out tonight for my friend Emily’s 30th birthday. Happy Birthday, Em! She actually has a Christmas birthday but it sucks ass to share your birthday with Jesus. He hogs all her attention.
In the course of the evening, I dry humped all of my friends at least twice and made out with just a handful, but Trish deserves this extra attention.
Posted by Melissa on December 11th, 2005 under Accomplices | 2 Comments »Updated: The Art of Motherhood
This week’s installment of The Art of Motherhood is affectionately about the Andrea del Sarto painting, “Madonna of the Harpies.”
Posted by Melissa on December 10th, 2005 under Art of Motherhood | Comment now »