I Think It’s Because of His Kick-Ass Kegstands
Heard on Christian radio today:
Don’t forget, on this New Year’s Eve, that you can have a GREAT time with God!
So, while you are dunking back yet another Michelob Ultra and singing “Just a Gigilo” on the floor of a country bar you didn’t intend to visit, I want you to think of God. It makes the Christian radio stations happy and they didn’t specify that having a great time with God proscribed “Just a Gigilo.”
Happy New Year! I wish you a happy and prosperous 2006!
Or, as Sara calls it, ZOOG. Everyone, let’s wish Sara the gift of fabulous vision so when she looks at her computer screen the year will not read as ZOOG.