Another Tooliest Tool That Ever Did Tool
If I ever, EVER, choose to leave the house in the following, remind me that I am a tool and then strip me naked. Because naked is less embarrasing than this getup.
1) Pedophile stash. I know this one is a tad difficult for me to sprout, but if you see it on me, rip it off.
2) Red, skintight, Tommy Hilfiger sweater turtleneck.
3) Acid-washed jean shorts. Tight-rolled right above the knee.
4) Little white socks. Bright white sneakers.
I would never, ever, ever, ever, feel this outfit portrayed me in my best light. But a man certainly did. He wore it out to dinner. Fucking tool.
Posted by Melissa on December 23rd, 2005 under Observations
January 4th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
You are So funny Chickie!
January 4th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
OH and hey have you seen Celebritysmack.blogspot.com? Funny if you like celebrity gossip.