Archive for December, 2005

I Think It’s Because of His Kick-Ass Kegstands

Heard on the radio today:

Don’t forget, on this New Year’s Eve, that you can have a GREAT time with God!

Posted by Melissa on December 31st, 2005 under Accomplices, Bliss, Observations | Comment now »

When You Want to Kill a Few Hours

I’ve kept this on my sidebar, but I must share with you the mind-numbing, joyous affair that is the Web Gallery of Art.

Posted by Melissa on December 28th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | Comment now »

Google Smackdown Monday, uh, Tuesday. Whatever.

Dear reader who found my site whilst googling, “can we eat silver balls?”,

Posted by Melissa on December 27th, 2005 under Smackdown | 4 Comments »

Regarde Avec Attention

Behold, the creation of Christmas Day.
Behold, the creation of Christmas Day.

Posted by Melissa on December 27th, 2005 under Spawn | 1 Comment »

Maybe for Protection?

We had a lovely white Christmas today. Gorgeous snow and snuggly little boys made today beautiful. The boys ripped open their presents and then took off outside to play in the snow.

A little while later, I look outside to see Daniel shoving a matchbox car into the face of a snowman. Brett added another car next the first. I couldn’t see what made up the nose or mouth. Probably long-lost yard dinosaurs.

Then, they backed up a little and I could see the piece de resistance.

Posted by Melissa on December 25th, 2005 under Spawn | 3 Comments »

Art of Motherhood: Updated

Check out this week’s Art of Motherhood. You’ll get to see a pretty picture, I promise.

Posted by Melissa on December 23rd, 2005 under Art of Motherhood | Comment now »

Another Tooliest Tool That Ever Did Tool

If I ever, EVER, choose to leave the house in the following, remind me that I am a tool and then strip me naked. Because naked is less embarrasing than this getup.

Posted by Melissa on December 23rd, 2005 under Observations | 2 Comments »

Google Thinks Very Highly of My Skillz

Observed today when checking out google search terms at Statcounter.com:

When you find me in any way on Google, you read that I am a web site builder and designer.

Posted by Melissa on December 21st, 2005 under Observations | Comment now »

Oh, Thank God, Allah, Shiva, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster

A federal district court judge ruled it is unconstitutional to teach intelligent design in schools.

I’m so happy It means the world is still semi-okay.

But it seems the intelligent design community foiled their own plans.

Posted by Melissa on December 20th, 2005 under Bliss | Comment now »

Observed. Then, Distorted.

Upon leaving my list o’ grades at the college today, I drove far too long behind a vehicle with the license plate, “Labifet.”

Posted by Melissa on December 19th, 2005 under Observations | 6 Comments »


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