Archive for November, 2005
The Husband and I Have Finally Brought Home a Boyfriend
I love him. Mike loves him. In fact, he just finished making love to him a few minutes ago. So, I suppose WE have a new boyfriend.
Posted by Melissa on November 16th, 2005 under Bliss, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 10 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found this blog whilst searching MSN with the phrase, “pregnant pussy having babies,”
Posted by Melissa on November 14th, 2005 under Smackdown | 1 Comment »He Puked
The child in the play? Daniel? Did a fabulous job for most of the play. Near the end? He threw up. On stage.
Posted by Melissa on November 10th, 2005 under Spawn | 7 Comments »That Shiny, Shiny War
I hate, hate, hate, that these types of school functions glorify war.
Posted by Melissa on November 9th, 2005 under Blah, Spawn | 4 Comments »It Will Be Interesting, Is All I’m Saying
His wife, whom I do love and is very nice and wonderful, has never lived near the family. She is currently the superstar of the daugther-in-laws. No, make that superstar stud queen of mythological proportions.
Posted by Melissa on November 8th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever, Observations | 4 Comments »Google Smackdown Monday
Dear Googler who found my site by Googling “halloween bitches,”
Posted by Melissa on November 7th, 2005 under Smackdown, Spawn | 1 Comment »Inspired by Flea
I wish I had more pictures of my kids’ glee while antiquing.
Posted by Melissa on November 5th, 2005 under Bliss, Spawn | 4 Comments »Born!
Everybody, give a big welcome to Chase Andrew.
Posted by Melissa on November 4th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »Aha! Labor!
My niece, Dawn, is in labor right now!
Posted by Melissa on November 3rd, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | Comment now »Poop
No labor, just poop.
Posted by Melissa on November 3rd, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »