An Open Letter to My Friend, Christine
Dear Christine,
I know we’ve mentioned about a making a special shoppping trip soon. A VERY special shopping trip. To buy VERY personal items. Items that you need.
These special items can be purchased in stores, sure. But they can also be purchased online. And being the good friend I am, I have to strongly make this recommendation:
Get thee ass to Honeysuckle Shop. Forty percent off is too good to pass up.
Pick out a fabulous new friend. If you have any questions, ask. But I will give you this piece of advice. You want to click on the category, “Toys & Games,” and then you either want to click on the big picture you see or you want to click on the subcategory, “Multi-purpose.”
Trust me on this. You want multi-purpose.
I love you honey. Go. Go NOW.
Love,
Melissa
p.s. don’t pass up THIS. You may never need another Jehovah’s Witness again.
Posted by Melissa on November 30th, 2005 under Accomplices, Flaming Ovaries
November 30th, 2005 at 9:33 pm
Christmas is coming. Are you?
Also, does the color of the dilball actually make a difference? Maybe I should order all of them and find out.
November 30th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
I picked raspberry. But I didn’t really care either. Order them all. Sew them into your underwear for the sake of your coworkers. They’ll all wonder why you’re in such a holiday cheer.
By the way, “Christmas it coming. Are you?” cracks me up!
December 1st, 2005 at 11:01 am
Thank you so much, but I don’t have my own computer so how do I buy this without my work or parents knowing about such items. Yes, My mom checks the recent web sites that have been on her computer. HELP!!!!! And yes for xmas I want to be coming soon to my local bedroom.
December 1st, 2005 at 1:09 pm
I have a computer!!
December 1st, 2005 at 10:26 pm
And, my house is totally on our way home from work.
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