Happy Thanksgiving, People (American People I mean. To everyone else, Happy Thursday)
I hate when people ask me what I’m grateful for on Thanksgiving Day. Hate it. Don’t ask me.
I think it’s weird for people to stare at you and ask this point blank. I think the answer to this question is either stupidly apparent (OF COURSE I’m grateful for my kids, husband, job, house, life, etc. you ass) or it’s really personal and I don’t want to share with you.
Sometimes, I want to look them straight in the eye and say, “I’m grateful for the rocking sex I had last night. No, really. It was hot.”
Posted by Melissa on November 23rd, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever, Observations
November 24th, 2005 at 11:13 am
It was pretty hot. Thanks again. :)
December 2nd, 2005 at 6:20 am
hee hee
I think you should go ahead and tell people what you’re really thankful for (not only fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke, but fuck ‘em even more if they can’t be happy for you when it’s not a joke and you really did have thanks-inspiring sex the night before).
But then, I’m the kind of person who, when asked “How are you?”, always gives a true answer, never just “Fine.”
December 2nd, 2005 at 9:01 am
That’s why I adore you Sara!