Google Smackdown Monday
Dear reader who found this blog whilst searching MSN with the phrase, “pregnant pussy having babies,”
I am not really sure about the type of anatomy lessons you received in school. Wait, were you homeschooled? Who learned a naughty word at the office? I don’t think you are twelve, since young boys don’t typically look for pregnancy porn. You are at least forty. And way single. Living at home with some seriously uncut apron strings.
I’m terribly sorry you were somehow misinformed about women’s bodies. Anyone with a wife would know that a pussy isn’t what is pregnant. Because that would be uncomfortable. And where would the vibrator go? Because, in this house, it just isn’t going back there. Pussies, or vaginas, do not get pregnant nor do they actually house a fetus. Another name is the “birth canal,” which should indicate to you that the baby is pushed out through it. Oh wait, homeschooling, riiiiiight.
Okay, when a mommy is successfully pregnant and all goes well, her fetus is carried in her uterus. This is also called a womb. This is not her belly. That’s where food goes. After a period of around forty weeks and all is still well, the woman will give birth to this baby through a process called labor. The baby is pushed out of her uterus, through the cervix, and out of her vagina (i.e., pussy).
Also, when one is pregnant, isn’t it implied that they are having a baby? Of course, this statement precludes any infertility and carrying problems that may interfere with the idea of becoming pregnant and that pregnancy actually resulting in a live, healthy baby.
I’m not sure what part interests you, the hugely overextended vagina or the vague notion of where babies come from. But my friend, you are one sick fuck.
I wish I could apologize that you found this site through your secreted alone time with the parents’ internet, but I can’t. This was some nice fodder you gave me.
I am sorry though, oh man, really sorry for you.
Sincerely,
Melissa
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November 15th, 2005 at 8:48 am
EEEWWW! HA!