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Archive for September, 2005

Spitting in a Wishing Well

As we all know, I’m the part-time job queen.

Posted by Melissa on September 29th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 3 Comments »

I know you all love Downy Wrinkle Releaser, yes?

Posted by Melissa on September 28th, 2005 under Bliss, Observations | 4 Comments »

The slumber party ended with one child NEVER allowed to return.

Posted by Melissa on September 27th, 2005 under Spawn | 2 Comments »

If you see a dazed woman walking around your street with a nearly empty glass of wine, for the love of all that is holy, refill her glass.

Posted by Melissa on September 24th, 2005 under Observations | 2 Comments »

I’m actually losing weight. I know, what the fuck?

Posted by Melissa on September 22nd, 2005 under Bliss, Observations | 3 Comments »

Once upon a time, I was a non-pregnant high schooler.

Posted by Melissa on September 20th, 2005 under Bliss, Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »

At 3:30 I get a call from the boys’ school. “Hiiiii, yeahhh, we have two little boys still here.”

Posted by Melissa on September 17th, 2005 under Blah, Spawn | 3 Comments »

My friend who was Dumped for God by her Man Kept for Unnatural Purposes asked me a good question earlier today…

Posted by Melissa on September 15th, 2005 under Accomplices | 4 Comments »

I’ve seen a few of them where oy! the effort! but wrong! totally wrong!

Posted by Melissa on September 14th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 2 Comments »

My students look scared out of their wits. We had our review for the upcoming test and all I could see were big eyes and furrowed brows.

Posted by Melissa on September 12th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 1 Comment »