Archive for August, 2005
Fug McSweeney
It’s Funny McFunny on a Funny Sammich.
Posted by Melissa on August 12th, 2005 under Bliss | Comment now »“Baby, you know you are the Evening Star of the family. You inherited the title from your great, great, great grandmother.”
I’m thinking of changing my blog’s name. I love the Mucha work. But I also adore his Princezna Hyacinta, among many others.
Posted by Melissa on August 11th, 2005 under Experimenting | 3 Comments »Observations and Things Heard in the Car
Missouri License Plate that said: “Classy.”
Posted by Melissa on August 10th, 2005 under Bliss, Histoire d'Art, Observations, Spawn | 2 Comments »It’s 6 am and I’m still awake from last night.
Any loser can manage at 9-5 job and pump out the good stuff at work. I’m cracked and I know it.
Posted by Melissa on August 9th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | Comment now »Elegant and Brilliant, I fucking told you so
I just took the World’s Shortest Personality Test.
Posted by Melissa on August 6th, 2005 under Bliss | Comment now »Balls
I say the word, “balls,” like, a thousand times.
Posted by Melissa on August 5th, 2005 under Bliss, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 4 Comments »Nature is taking care of (a) for me
However, the worst part of seeing his little feet this way, even worse than seeing my baby hurt, is knowing he caused this exact pain to his babysitter.
Posted by Melissa on August 4th, 2005 under Spawn | 2 Comments »Can’t. Deal.
I shudder at the thought of suddenly being 11 years pregnant. Perhaps this is exactly why my belly has been expanding lately. It was just preparation for the “big one.”
Posted by Melissa on August 3rd, 2005 under Spawn | 7 Comments »Funny you should have called your last post, “Lost,” isn’t it Melissa? Yes, yes it is.
Today, I lost Daniel.
Posted by Melissa on August 2nd, 2005 under Spawn | 3 Comments »Lost
Where is my vagina?
Posted by Melissa on August 1st, 2005 under Blah | 4 Comments »