Archive for July, 2005
The Race is On
She noticed a parallel here. And only Mike and a younger brother, Jason, are partnered.
Posted by Melissa on July 19th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »Welcome, Lake!
Yesterday, Mike’s older brother, Jamie, and his wife, Sherrie, welcomed their baby boy, Robert Lake, into the world.
Posted by Melissa on July 17th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »Dear Anne,
I have found your wildest wet dream come true. Yes, I am in your head and I can see your wet dreams. I say, you are one twisted fuck.
Posted by Melissa on July 16th, 2005 under Accomplices | 3 Comments »2 percent?
Only 2 percent of women describe themselves as beautiful.
Posted by Melissa on July 14th, 2005 under Observations | 2 Comments »Just so you know
As far as I can tell, to play these games you must fork over your meager allowance in exchange for cheap, printed paper. Next, throw all of your new pieces of paper in your closet. Haphazardly. Then, wait for the screaming harpy you call, “Mom.”
Posted by Melissa on July 13th, 2005 under Spawn | 4 Comments »Is All I’m Saying
In case you ever want to study art or history, Ebay is NOT a reliable source of information.
Posted by Melissa on July 12th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 3 Comments »Behold!
Behold, the fabulous bag.
Posted by Melissa on July 11th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 4 Comments »The Greatest Grandparents in the World
My grandma told me a story about a friend of theirs, Merve, (who is part of the over 70 crowd) who went to a bar and met this woman with “great big titties.”
Posted by Melissa on July 10th, 2005 under Bliss | 1 Comment »Update
Regular period-ness has graduated to something of a hemorrhage.
Posted by Melissa on July 9th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | Comment now »At a Loss for Nothing
This month I had the slightest suspicion that I could have been pregnant.
Posted by Melissa on July 9th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | 1 Comment »