Everybody Needs a Bosom for a Pillow
Today I was walking to my car from the office at the great historic home, wearing a skirt and sandals, looking intensely at the copper fittings on the building across the road that had bled a green patina down the limestone, when I pondered:
Is one supposed to walk with one’s bare thighs mushed together in a semi-stationary postition, attempt to allow them to rub past the other only to cause chafing, or change one’s gait to an odd crab walk in order to maneuver around the fat of the thighs?
Comments and suggestions are welcome.
Posted by Melissa on July 21st, 2005 under Blah, Observations
July 21st, 2005 at 11:01 pm
I hate thighs.
July 21st, 2005 at 11:05 pm
You have fabulous thighs!
July 21st, 2005 at 11:06 pm
They’re fat and they squish and sweat when its hot and I hates it.
July 22nd, 2005 at 8:51 am
And so, the walking with the bare legs and the skirtness?
July 22nd, 2005 at 9:09 am
yes!! yes!! yes!! and its TERRIBLE
July 22nd, 2005 at 9:16 am
Oh lordy, I’m in deep shit then. I couldn’t figure it out to save my life. I went with the mushing for the most part.
July 22nd, 2005 at 4:01 pm
Mine stick together if I have bear legs, and make noise when I where pants.
July 29th, 2005 at 12:17 am
Thank god I’m not the only one with this problem! It’s enough to make me want to skip wearing skirts altogether most days and just stick with shorts so I have that fabric buffer between my legs.
July 29th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
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