Archive for July, 2005
Postmodernizzzzzzzm
If you resort to using postmodernism as your evidence or methodology instead of clarifying your thoughts and process…congratulations, you the author of a junk argument.
Posted by Melissa on July 30th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art, Observations | Comment now »Reason # 5,603 I Love My Husband
After two days of fighting and many an instance of me calling him an ass to my friends for his ass behavior and him silently calling me an ass for my ass behavior, I get an email late Friday afternoon.
Posted by Melissa on July 30th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | Comment now »The Most Fabulous Thing
The most fabulous thing in the world is when you switch from wearing a thong with your only pair of beige pants that fit because your cottage cheese ass actually shows through the material to wearing a smoothing pair of silky no-line panties that in the mirror at home shows no hint of the dreaded panty line only to come home from work and hear your husband say,
Posted by Melissa on July 27th, 2005 under Blah, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 3 Comments »The Syllabus, ah, She is a Lengthy Bitch
So, all you teaching mavens out there…don’t laugh too hard at me.
Posted by Melissa on July 26th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art, Spawn | 5 Comments »Baby Got Back
I quasi pushed him into it since I made him a blog that he didn’t like, so he got up and made his own.
Posted by Melissa on July 25th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 2 Comments »God Loves Scarleteen
As a teen mom with a teen mom sister and teen mom friends, this is important to me. I feel teens are generally given a glossed over, simplistic version of sexuality which only serves to confuse or misinform them.
Posted by Melissa on July 24th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries, Observations, Spawn | Comment now »For all of you who forget you are not, I repeat, not having a puppy
For all of you who are now or plan to become pregnant someday, with the intention of giving birth to a human child, I implore you to please read through this website.
Posted by Melissa on July 22nd, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries, Observations, Spawn | 3 Comments »Everybody Needs a Bosom for a Pillow
Is one supposed to walk with one’s bare thighs mushed together in a semi-stationary postition, attempt to allow them to rub past the other only to cause chafing, or change one’s gait to an odd crab walk in order to maneuver around the fat of the thighs?
Posted by Melissa on July 21st, 2005 under Blah, Observations | 9 Comments »Physically Inept
No, this is not a post about my inability to walk up stairs without sucking wind.
Posted by Melissa on July 20th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | 2 Comments »Shit.
I’m outraged on behalf of your uterus and mine.
Posted by Melissa on July 19th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries | Comment now »Recent Posts
- In Interrupt This Introspective…
- Dissociation
- My Own Crazy
- Bloggers who teach should think about teaching online
- Yeah, I do it for the glory