Archive for June, 2005
Egads!
Despite the fact that most women are not 32A’s, apparently Victoria’s Secret is no longer carrying “bigger sizes,” as my oh so kind sales lady said.
Posted by Melissa on June 15th, 2005 under Blah, Observations | 2 Comments »Exthpertlicious
Today, mama landed a consulting job as an “Expert Curator” for an amazing institution.
Posted by Melissa on June 14th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | Comment now »Desk Sets, Wool, Copper, and Other Items I Simply Don’t Need for my Anniversary
Seven years with each other seems like a pretty big deal, especially since there’s no sign of the seven year itch. That sore, itchy redness came early, around the three to four year mark, when I sort of flew off to Vegas one weekend. Vegas strip sulking and missing of the spouse while walking amongst sparkly, fake-breasted emaciated women ensued.
Posted by Melissa on June 12th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | Comment now »Twain smiled today
Today, my friend Megan was wedded and bedded.
Posted by Melissa on June 11th, 2005 under Accomplices | Comment now »Tacos are cool. Ho.
Thank you to Lindy, Tammy, and the Jasons for making Mike’s birthday so fun.
Posted by Melissa on June 10th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | Comment now »Off with its Head
Welcome to the new look. The old one displeased me.
Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2005 under Experimenting | 5 Comments »Oh my God, Brad Pitt emailed me!
On the eve of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, otherwise known as “Foreplay for Melissa,” I opened my email and there it was, a letter from Brad Pitt. Now, I did not see a letter from Angelina Jolie, but I’m expecting it any day.
Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2005 under Blah | 1 Comment »Zoolicious
This Tuesday, the boys and I went to the Saint Louis Zoo. If you’ve never been, go. It’s the 2nd best zoo in the US and it’s free. The #1 zoo, San Diego, is not so much doing the free admission thing.
Posted by Melissa on June 9th, 2005 under Spawn | 1 Comment »Let me hear you say…
If you’ve ever been a cheerleader, you undoubtedly knew that Gwen Stefani’s new song “Hollaback Girl” would have a cheerleader theme in the video.
Posted by Melissa on June 4th, 2005 under Observations | 5 Comments »