Archive for June, 2005

I’m Late

I can’t believe I lucked out with your ass. I can’t believe you wanted to marry mine.

Posted by Melissa on June 30th, 2005 under Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 5 Comments »

PostSecret

It’s, it’s…I’m speechless.

Posted by Melissa on June 29th, 2005 under Observations | 2 Comments »

Explain it, just explain it to me

The title indicates this is not about “working mothers,” which I know is a highly personal decision for every mom AND dad, but the article is about “working wives.”

Posted by Melissa on June 27th, 2005 under Blah, Married Once, Twice, Whatever, Observations, Spawn | 4 Comments »

Pussy Posse

Thank you, Pussy Posse, for loving me like no other.

Posted by Melissa on June 26th, 2005 under Accomplices | 4 Comments »

Post Gay

Call it a delayed sense of teenage rebellion or whatever you want; I like the idea of resisting a stable referentiality when it comes to my sexuality.

Posted by Melissa on June 24th, 2005 under Flaming Ovaries, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 14 Comments »

The Tyrant is Depressed!

Our typically skittish yet oh so macho 1 1/2 year old cat, Ivan, is apparently depressed.

Posted by Melissa on June 21st, 2005 under Spawn | Comment now »

Lindy

It has been 1,267 days and LINDY IS STILL NOT ENGAGED.

Posted by Melissa on June 21st, 2005 under Accomplices | Comment now »

Excuse me, Sir? When you dress like a woman, please don’t wear your grandmama’s clothes

I am officially part of the staff at nearly all major cultural institutions in St. Louis.

Posted by Melissa on June 20th, 2005 under Accomplices, Histoire d'Art | 5 Comments »

Celebrating the Real Dads

It’s fairly common knowledge that my dad is not in the running for World’s Greatest Dad. Nor is he a molesting abuser. He is that special brand of apathetic, lazy Dad.

Posted by Melissa on June 18th, 2005 under Blah, Married Once, Twice, Whatever | 1 Comment »

It’s here! It’s here!

That being said, my DIPLOMA arrived today! All official with signatures and stuff. It says “Master” on it. I think they mean it.

Posted by Melissa on June 16th, 2005 under Histoire d'Art | Comment now »


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